/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do I sell my eth? I think it is pretty close to the top.

There are 22 million millionaires in the US.

i just took a course and it was such low tier bullshit information and not actionable at all. how are these fucking people really making money and how can i?
>just go on clickbank and then make youtube videos with the link in the description bro
complete fucking bullshit

please link true information about how to get started in ecommerce. these lying asshole youtubers with their shopify garbage and other lies are pissing me off. i feel i havent found an ounce of true information. link me courses or whatever idk.

My dad could have made 7 figures unironically with link if he had more funds.Fuck boomers

or i lose my home

>work from home for a major mortgage broker
>watching some dumb roasty give a zoom presentation about the future of the housing market
>reading the chat bored out of my mind
>like 20 minutes in she finally gets to the prediction
>she says that they predict a crash almost over the entire country
>4chan instincts take over
>write in chat "OH NO NO HOUSENIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH"
>instantly snap back to reality and freak out
>turn off my computer
>manager has been trying to call me for 15 minutes but I haven't answered
wtf do i do now bros

>Buy Bitcoin
>It falls

Why does this always happen to me? It can't just be coincidence, I think Bogdanoff is real

>try to start a business
>parents try to fuck me up every single day
how do I deal with this? short of putting a knife in their throats

Yields have literally never been this inverted, relative to intereat rate levels. The last time they were this inverted in the early 80s, interest rates were 3x what they are now. It's over.

its back to the wagie cagie for me

>go to bed at 1 AM
>wake up at 4 PM

how to profit off this?

>go to bed at 4 AM
>wake up at 2 PM
How do I profit off this?

what else is new

The markets can stay irrational longer than I can stay sane

It’s probably not today even though ryan tweeted

>>50814038
I'm tired of women. My car has outlasted any and without the bullshit. I just want my kids. I need benchode Cohen or E to make this happen soon. Everything is fire.

>>50510582
We got rugged. It's over.

>>50498823
The guy that doesn't hold a single share might has we'll start having sex sucking off Branden Frasier right now for practice
JUST

>liquidation at 22900

Please for the love of god give me my money

will they toss my resume in the trash? should I lie about my address?

>be me in major mid-west city
>take early morning train from downtown to airport
>sitting on platform, old guy comes up and asks me to play music through his bluetooth speaker
>tell him he doesn't want to hear my music (e.g., Tool, synthwave, random rock/blues/rap, I'm very white)
>he says he can give me suggestions
>relent because 20 minutes till train arrives, and I want a friend to keep me from being mugged by someone else
>people start congregating when music starts
>eventually like 7 or 8 people hanging out, all ignoring me except to make song requests
>become DJ
>ask me where I'm going, say airport
>ask me where I'm from, say Alabama
>my name is now Alabama
>"Ay Alabama, play that good shit"
>ask what that good shit is
>some of it actually good
>actually high five a few people
>they're being friendly and checking on their drugged out friends (one woman in particular was having a bad trip on something)
>train arrives, we all pile on
>some dude sitting on opposite row from playing his own music
>no one seems to mind dueling speakers
>see other speaker guy and my original friend reach out to each other
>speaker guy ends up with 2 dollars in his hand
>original friend ends up with white powdery shit
>itsafuckingdrugdeal.jpeg
>someone pulls out a pipe
>people start smoking meth right next to me
>kid gets on train, must have been 14 or 15
>asks people for meth money
>they say no
>he cusses them out
>asks me for meth money
>I say I don't have any
>he spills water on my leg on purpose without saying anything