/biz/ - Business & Finance

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET!
My uncle Barry died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $5.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer.
He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet coins thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin.
I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 2 boxes of pizza and gonna eat them all up tonight.

I will send a bitcoin to the first 30 anons who post their addresses!

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will give 10 bitcoins to the first anon that posts a time stamp with a banana in their pooper with the words “G-d bless uncle moshe” on the timestamped paper.

So lets you have 1BTC.
You wait until its worth $200k and you sell it
Then you wait until the regularly scheduled crash takes it down to $40k each and you buy 5BTC
Repeat in 3.5 years

>>27518085

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros.

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET!
My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room.
He had an old laptop and guess what was on it.
I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin.
I'm fucking rich.
I'm ecstatic.
I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some.
We are all gonna make it bros.

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 1 of these coins to the first person to stick a banana in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros.

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will give 10 bitcoins to the first anon that posts a time stamp with a banana in their pooper with the words “G-d bless uncle moshe” on the timestamped paper.

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros.

Reminder this is peter schiff’s bitcoin wallet. YOUVE BEEN HAD.

Peter Schiffs bitcoin wallet. You losers got played.

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>>25200859
Enough that in 2022 I’ll buy the cutest enbies on /biz/. Better get in shape if you wanna chance

>selling

>>24962501
I cope by remembering I bought at $9.30. I don't cope so easy with having sold them for two weeks of azn traps in 2014

I plan to sell one at $105,000

>>24339002
View of Manhattan could dox me so no

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros.

HOLY FUCK. I found an old Bitcoin wallet. I can't believe this. My uncle Moshe died awhile ago and my aunt called me up and said that I could have his old laptop if I wanted it. What a mensche. So I went over there and checked it out. Lo and behold look what was on it. I can't believe this. It's meshuggah. I'm even richer now. I'm also feeling generous and want to do a nice mitzvah for you. So just post your addresses and you'll get a nice little gift from me. Mazal tov to all of you. We're all gonna make it.

HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET!! My uncle died awhile ago and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it! I remember him talking about some internet money thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some.

Tell me why you need the money and I'll send to the one who deserves it most, or has the funniest meme.