/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54745413
wait wait wait wait. Wait just a fucking minute. Ryan Cohen was the founder and CEO of Chewy. A company that specializes in the care of pets. ANONS! OPEN YOUR EYES! THIS IS IT! This is the real plan all along. He dumped his bags on BBBY and is rolling it all that dosh into dogshit. Chewy and gamestop merge into a renewable energy/electronics company called GMERICA. Chewy specialized in giving the dogs proper food so their turds are the highest grade for alternative fuel use and a retooled GME becomes the processing and electronics arm of the company. Holy fuck this is huge. The real play has been right under our noses this whole time.

>MICROSOFT PATENT W0 2020 060606
https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

>"Human body activity associated with a task provided to a user may be used in a mining process of a cryptocurrency system. A server may provide a task to a device of a user which is communicatively coupled to the server. A sensor communicatively coupled to or comprised in the device of the user may sense body activity of the user. Body activity data may be generated based on the sensed body activity of the user. The cryptocurrency system communicatively coupled to the device of the user may verify if the body activity data satisfies one or more conditions set by the cryptocurrency system, and award cryptocurrency to the user whose body activity data is verified."

>21
>3.5 gpa
>50 credits left
>two attempted suicide attempts from being an incel on campus
Fuck this gay earth. I should have gone to trade school at 18. My fucking boomer dad who makes 1 million a year said business i would be making bank.

Why did my boomer dad screw me out of making a 100 k a year in trades?
Should I honestly drop out of college right now and pursue trades school? i have 100 k in crypto

i feel like my dad completely fucked my future. I was at least going to go into engineering instead of business. My life is fucked now

>>11691226

Shitty. However. I saw a tendency on Quinsam Capital in the last two hours of trading that caught my eye. I think this thing is going to fly next week for at least a couple days. Acreage Holdings is supposedly listing for trade on Monday, Quinsam has a large position, the dude weed in general is about due for a half assed bounce after the last two days deep red.

So I did something stupid. Or smart. Or something. I sold a bunch of stuff around break even today and loaded up on Quinsam. It is now 85% of my portfolio. WITNESS.

WITNESS!!!!!

You know they're dumping the market to manipulate the price for easy entry of their kind.

But do you know where the coins you're selling are going?

>>9149222
n-new fetish

NO
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT 5000 BY TONIGHT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS OGRE
DEATH AND SUFFERING

MY BAGS

THEY'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH LIGHTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anon! Now is the time to consider getting in Gold! There is a dip going on now $NUGT $JNUG wait for it to dip another 7% and chaaaaaaarge!

>>948297
>70k/yr
>45-55 hours is a lot
>$900/mo is a lot

Take me to your world of pain and suffering please I want this kind of shit as well.