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I have 370k€ on my investing account right now + 24k€ in a regular account. I have to pay 10k€ taxes next year, the rest I can invest. I lost my income and I no job experience. And I missed the boat again waiting for lower prices.

What the fuck do I do? I have too much money to relate to the zoomer retards here that gamble their peanuts on shitcoins, and on the other hand I have so little money to make it without taking a bigger risk, specially now that im a NEET with no income and I would rather not lose my health on a shitty job.

So I need a 3x, and that's it. I was going to YOLO on MSTR and a bitcoin miner liike CLSK (initially MARA but learned their finances are fucked). I would be up by now, but guess what, I didn't. Once again, I waited for that final bottom. Now I feel like after big green candle, it will fucking dump. Also we have had too many months of green candles in a row, a correction is due.

Barry Silbert (Grayscale) still has tons of BTC to dump whenever it goes higher. The ETFs should lower their buying rate. The recession is still at play. Yield uninversion, fake unemployment data, trying to hide the hard landing with soft landing promises agian. It's all there. But you may be left bagholding cash while this goes up for a number of extra months before the rugpull. Going all in now may be the difference between that and making enough to not have to work off dividends.

Inb4 TARDS talking about bonds etc. Also buying individual stocks for dividends is retarded. I would like SCHD but we don't have that in EU. I hate real state. I want a diversified easy to buy ETF that will give me enough yield and growth to live off. But first, I must gamble. I just feel like A RETARD buying in right now. FUCK man. Fucking dogshit. I can't be the only one with decent savings but no income here. What is your gameplan? inb4 get a job. inb4 inheritance. I made this myself, but what I was doing no longer works. Anyway, let's focus here in how to 3x this shit.