/biz/ - Business & Finance

i'm financially AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29629011
Unless you are able to procure and exhibit photographic evidence of her intact hymen I refuse to believe your claims champ, I'm calling out malarkey on this. Most girls lose their virginity by the age of 18 that's why 18 is too old.

>>28740869
I'll see you in the news after you kill yourself kid.

>>28733764
Holy mother of cope, I bet you've never even fucked a girl in her prime. Prime is 10-14, anything older is a granny. You're eating up sloppy seconds thrown on the ground and acting like you got a good meal.

My gf found out yesterday that I spent my entire net worth of MCDC. She left me. I tried to tell her it'll go back up but she didn't stop.

>there are people who unironically haven't sold yet

>>27793925
Imagine being so ugly that you think she's unobtainable. She's a normal 7/10, and too old by the way.

>don't buy BTC folks these "crypto currencies" are a scam!

>>27643789
>not realizing 4chan has been run by the FBI since like 2011
holy fuck this just keeps becoming more humorous
this isn't even paranoia, it's obvious fact
moot sold out to the FBI when they found CP on his hard drive

>getting rich
Not likely. If you're not a billionaire you're not rich, you're my bitch.

>>27570863
>chad
You don't get it. I don't put up a front, I don't pretend, I don't lie. I'm a god because I choose to be, you're a bitter animal writhing in the dirt because you choose to be. At the end of the day it's that simple. Simple. As.

>making it
>living anywhere other than the USA
If you don't have a 9 figure net worth minimum you haven't made it you delusional redditors.

>>27211284
>whore with bleached hair
I wouldn't even rape her. My glorious mongol cock is too great for her.

Market is going to crash tomorrow. DOW will drop 60%
Martial law will be declared
It's over
I hope you didn't have any money in stocks

>none of them are good looking
pottery

mfw GME babbies get liquidated and I make $200k on my calls on actual stocks with real value

>poor people are trying to make money
>they might lose money
>therefore we should take away any chance they have to escape poverty and make them eat ze bugs
Well when you put it that away...

>>26703853
I could literally have been a multi-millionaire right now if I HAD JUST HAD STRONGER HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH