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>>19068256
I’m with one now that doesn’t have daddy issues, but was a gross whore in college, funnily enough her hole is much nicer on the eyes than the virgin’s. It’s impossible to have it all in this fucked up dating market.

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>>18814000
A generation or two too early I’m afraid.

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>>18666238
W-Where is my m-money Donald?

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>Tired of earning no interest on the cash in my savings account
>Sign up for Robinhood brokerage meme account
>1.80% with unlimited access, comfy.
>400k person waitlist
>Months pass
>150k in line
>Meme Virus begins ramping up
>Fed cuts rates
>Account Interest drops to 1.30%
>Unfortunate, but still better than current status quo.
>100k in line
>Fed goes full BBBBBRRRRR and cuts rate to 0%
>Brokerage account slumps to .30% return
>pink_wojak.jpeg
>Next day
>*BEEP* “Great news Anon! Your Brokerage Account is ready!

I’m never going to make it bros.

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>I bought the SNSS top.

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