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gib lenks

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>>16736986
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went on the 101, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, chasing a van. He was just jumping over FUD and 700k. It was stacks upon stacks of obstacles, in the back of the van.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I play video games for meditation?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into jumping and he should be proud.
"I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the (gay)strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about FlappyBirds?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 1,000 points from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'JUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and jump.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

pls this is legit scam coin do NOT buy

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I'm finding the positive sentiment on Chainlink quite annoying and there's a few groups working to raise awareness. Fuck them and fuck you too if you support their efforts.

Give me your best Chainlink FUD copy pasta.

It's time to scare people into selling.

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>>10117470
Same here. I write this as a guy who does not socialize much. I want better circumstances. LINK is that portal to a new world for me.

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Here's a secret:

Buy when there's FUD.

Next year, people will call you lucky.

If you're deluded, you'd believe them, but the truth is you were lucky hear about Chainlink as a result of /biz/. You were thrown the last bone to escape wagecuckery and settling for 4/10 whores.

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