/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57504261
Back when I was a janny at NSF they had a fucking cafeteria in that building which I always thought was fucking retarded. The kitchen staff absolutely destroyed everything in the building they touched and NSF would pay a small fortune for us to clean it up. The kitchen staff was also sub contracted like us. They were all way too goddamn lazy to clean anything themselves. We routinely would get asked to scrub the ceiling tiles in the kitchen which was a complete bullshit task, so I used to meet with the owner of the company I worked for and we would make sure to come up with a price that was so absurd that they wouldn't want to pay it, but lo and behold, they would pay it anyway. It was all OT for me so I made bank.

>>56904458
Jesus anon, I'm schizo and even I have to say, take your meds. Also does anyone have the apu that poem anon posts saved? The one with the apu holding rainier beer? If so please post it, it is important to my next video

>>55975781
I miss you poem anon. I hope one day we can have a beer.

>>55330280
Only select few have to worry about their bussies.
>>55330288
Hopefully one day we can hang out poem anon.

>>55110325
Probably smarter to buy PG calls as I drink keystone and it's really cheap shitty beer that often causes the beer shits the next day.

>>54462080
Oh hey baggot, I see your ban finally ended.

So I have a lunch meeting with the boss tomorrow. Gonna tell him I'm phasing myself out of the business. My veteran employee told me he's ready to take over my role. The rest of my zoomer staff said they are ready to toe the line. The end might finally be in sight.

I thought of a great idea. Seeing how you will own nothing and you will be happy in the near future. We should start making Christmas gift boxes you can order for yourself around Christmas and it will ship you a box of random gifts so you can have Christmas despite the fact you are forever alone and stuck in your pod. It can be designed by gender and age, with some personal interests included. I have no prototype or anything on paper yet. I'm valuating my company at $50 billion. I'm taking pre-ipo share offerings specifically to /smg/ first. No need to thank me.

>>53119786
Baggot you're coming to the Vegas /smg/ meetup right? You sort of need to be there.

>>52442458
Nyeeeeegga