/biz/ - Business & Finance

Need some /biz/raelis

Why haven't you taken the DEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a mortgage. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your wages, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new credit card and do a balance transfer. if corporations can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the DEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of showing up, speaking with the loan officer, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want MORE DEBT.

>ALL BANKS AND CREDITORS KNOW YOU BY NAME FEARED YET RESPECTED BY LOAN OFFICERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR (CAN'T GET SERVED DEBT PAPERS)
>DEBT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>ONE MISSED PAYCHECK FROM UTTER FINANCIAL RUIN
>LEASED LUXURY CAR WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR SALARY ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS ON A 24 MONTH PAYMENT PLAN (NEGATIVE EQUITY)
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>STRATEGIC BANKRUPTCY EVERY 6 YEARS

Tell me why I shouldn't put all my money in TSLY, FEPI, QQQY, KLIP and SVOL?

I will make my money back in 2 years and they I will cash flow in profit. When you own a business you focus in cash flow, rich people get rich by focusing on cash flow, so why not do the same with these etfs?

Sub5 subhuman. It's over

Bullish

Why haven't you gotten a Master's Degree from Devry University /biz/?

>>54530189
Why mexico though, I dont see the value in it? If I would get an international one O will look into PBR its cheap because luna is in office so people don't know where its gonna do.
>>54530215
This is cost effective and im contributing to the conversation

Now just bear with me on this, one of the biggest factors against us is time. The amount or returns that we can get in a given year is the amount of risk we are willing to take and the amount of time it takes to get those returns. For me, I have been investing in uniswap LPs and high yielding dividend funds like ZIM, TSLY, SBR, JEPQ. If it all works well and if the dividend keep coming, i really think this would be a good play to making it. I also do covered calls too. What do you guys think of this strategy?

I have a Sofie Credit Card, everything for 3% cash back. Chase freedom flex for 5% on bonus categories, Amazon prime card for Amazon purchases, looking for a third one so I can have a wider range of credit and increase my credit score

AI will take over the jobs anyway

Nairachan

>digital pet rock
Is it over from crypto bros