/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28028599
it buys me a lambo

>order pizza
>give wrong address
>the customer is always right
>get free pizza

Hey I found a cool site that talks about what methods you should use to get rich from shitcoins please go there and don't come back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

*ahem*
fuck niggers!

>>17293997
>>17294117
>>17294208
Based /biz/ true gentlemen. Many fortune to you.

I've always thought about putting big boy doll hairs on sporting matches that are obvious on the result. Like putting 1k to win 50 bucks.
Excited to see this general becoming a regular occurrence.

So THIS is the power of the Trump economy.

Well done gentleman, new stock market records set today. Seems like everyday that's being said. This Trump economy is doing my portfolio wonders; millions of dollars profit.
Ha ha, you know, we all talk about investing in our futures - but have we considered discussing investing in our country's future? Reelecting Donald Trump in November will allow us to continue our winning streaks and keep this country great.
I know what I'll be doing later this year in the poll booth. Let's take the pledge and KAG2020.

How do you plan to profit from the US election?
My hope is that Trump gets reelected and stocks drop due to panic sellers.
This is where I step in and buy what has crashed and make millions.
You see, President Donald Trump's policies help the United States economy by putting America and America's workers first. Having a successful billionaire businessman running the country that has America First policies will only help us, the people.

This time next year we'll have houses paid off and zero debt.
KAG2020

A new stock market high today gentlemen. Millions of dollars profit. All thanks to the Trump administrations policies putting America first!
KAG2020

I just lost every cent of my money.

Silver

>>16628967
.... I like this one

>>16626714
$SGOL
$AG
$AU
$MO
Physical silver
Physical gold
Short $DB next year
Thank me later

I've posted a moderately well paying job on a popular freelance website. First I reject Pajeets and roasties. Now I've got about 20-30 potential hires. How can I make sure I only give the job to based and redpilled whites?
>inb4 >>>/pol/

>>15923307
My new unofficial trip is now officially nigger

>get my college degree
>walk into the nearest company directly into the CEO's office
>look him in the eye and give him a nice, firm handshake
>he instantly hires me as VP and introduces me to his daughter

>>15285912

Ich kaufe trotzdem weiterhin Aktien/ETF's.
Hab vorgestern Boeing zum Boden von 289 das Stück gekauft für nen glatten 1500er.

Was jucken mich die ATH , solange ich nicht in scheiße investiere?
Ich investiere zu 80% in Ausschüttende Sachwerte (Aktien , ETF , P2P , Tagesgeld"lach")

10% in Unternehmens Anleihen
10% in Staatsanleihen EM

Meine 40k€ sind wie folgt aufgebaut:

32,14% Aktien und ETF's
14,18% P2P und Crypto (Zockergeld)
07,28% in Edelmetalle

Restliche 39,6 in form von Cash auf Tagescuckkonto bzw auf Depot Verrechnungskonto(7%).

Die 7% werden nochmal am Montag zur hälfte in Siemens geballert.

Der rest davon fließt entweder in Apple oder Microsoft.

Vergesst aber nicht fleißig Coca Cola zu kaufen damit ihr meine Dividende Zahlt.

Ja wir stehen vor einer Rezession und jetzt?
Die Rezession ist spätestens in 3 Quartalen vorbei und dann geht es wieder bergauf.
Und währenddessen Akkumuliere ich schön von Panikverkäufern

*tink tink tink * Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make

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>>14575330
based

*ahem*

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK BEANERS FUCK CHINKS

*TING* *TING* *TING*
GENTLEMEN PLEASE GATHER AROUND
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

>>14232763

European Soccer Tournament 2016
Bet 13 Euro
Win 2k Euro with 6 Teams combo bet on Tipico
Back then 3 months of work worth money

>>14003018
Don't worry fren. Just member, it's a
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Trap

>Bear trap