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>>55284691
Half of *all* marriages end in divorce. However, most FIRST TIME marriages do not end in divorce. Some other pro tips:
>Don't have children before you get married.
>Do some kind of couples counseling BEFORE you get married. Consider this an independent third party audit. Trust me.
>Don't have a huge wedding unless you think people are actually going to show up. You should both come from big families. Otherwise, just elope.
>t. Married 5 years to the perfect woman and we have a magnificent child and life couldn't be better. I WFH and literally have gotten a blowjob every day for the last two years. With that much practice she's become an eldritch goddess of slurping cock. Seriously, get married (but don't be stupid).