/biz/ - Business & Finance

Somebody once told me: "link is gonna pay me"
He ain't the sharpest poo in the shack
He'll be looking kinda dumb when Sergey starts to dump
In the year 23 on his forehead.

Well, the dumps start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the wolves and he hit the ground buying'
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
His brain got smart but his head got dumb
So much to lose, so much to stake
So what's wrong with Serg's brapheaps?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow!

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, Serg' gets paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'till you get older
But the Chainlink cucks beg to differ
Judging by the hole in their E.T.H. cipher
The LINK they stake is gettin' pretty cheap
Sergey's gettin' warm and dumps a big heap
My LINK's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

4x (go for the moon)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisteeeers

Somebody once asked,
"Could you spare some ETH for gas?
I need to sell my shit before this debase"
I said, "Yep,
what a concept
I could sell a little link myself
and we could all use a reward exchange"

(first verse)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

Somebody once told me that link is gonna pay me:
"I ain't the sharpest poo in the shack"
He'll be looking kinda dumb when Sergey starts to dump
In the year 23 on his forehead.

Well, the dumps start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the wolves and he hit the ground buying'
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
His brain got smart but his head got dumb
So much to lose, so much to stake
So what's wrong with Serg's brapheaps?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow!

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, Serg' gets paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'till you get older
But the Chainlink cucks beg to differ
Judging by the hole in their E.T.H. cipher
The LINK they stake is gettin' pretty cheap
Sergey's gettin' warm and dumps a big heap
My LINK's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

4x (go for the moon)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisteeeers

Somebody once asked,
"Could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to sell my shit before this debase"
I said, "Yep,
what a concept
I could sell a little link myself
and we could all use a reward exchange"

(first verse)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

Somebody once told me that link is gonna pay me:
"I ain't the sharpest poo in the shack"
He'll be looking kinda dumb when Sergey starts to dump
In the year 23 on his forehead.

Well, the dumps start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the wolves and he hit the ground buying'
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
His brain got smart but his head got dumb
So much to lose, so much to stake
So what's wrong with Serg's brapheaps?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow!

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, Serg' gets paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'till you get older
But the Chainlink cucks beg to differ
Judging by the hole in their E.T.H. cipher
The LINK they stake is gettin' pretty cheap
Sergey's gettin' warm and dumps a big heap
My LINK's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

4x (go for the moon)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisteeeers

Somebody once asked,
"Could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to sell my shit before this debase"
I said, "Yep,
what a concept
I could sell a little LINK myself
and we could all use a reward exchange"

(first verse)

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full