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Goddmanit I hate boomers. I never realized that their entire generation is legitimately mentally ill. I can't believe I have to work with these people. Thank Christ I go back to nights next week.

>>57806511
Genuinely can't believe mutant fish are still around. Look at their 5 year chart and their recent EPS. It's a stock that won't die. I've been seeing AQB posts for 8 years

i am not posting my new update in a deadend thread. I guess I will bake.

What a shit day
>was getting an awesome blowjob by a 10 out of 10 at and nutted. Woke up immediately after just to realize it was a dream and my pants was full of cummies
>shortly after get called into work for OT because the retarded boomers that work there can't handle the workload anymore
>ended up staying way later than I wanted to and was annoyed all day by boomers that have the memory of a goldfish
>finally get a chance to check my portfolio and it just crabbed all day
>Also shit my pants twice last night because I had uncontrollable diarrhea, so I have to wash two set of pants and boxers
Somehow this is tied to NVDA, I know it, and it makes me hate that stock that much more.

We got an early baker problem

>>57582683
He's autistic and has ADHD on top of it. He's the type of guy that if you even make eye contact with across the building, thats an invite to come over and talk for 20 minutes. He says the most cringe and retarded shit. He's unironically gay so when he talks to me he's constantly fumbling over his words like a straight guy loser trying to talk to a woman (basically most of (you) lol. Lmao even.). I now kind of understand why women get annoyed with that shit. I just want to shake him and tell him to act normal you fucking retard, but that probably wouldn't go over well with the bosses kek.

>>57556670
This is a shit company, as soon as I hit my break even price i'm dumping these bags immediately.
>>57556811
This a pajeet shilled company stay away. All the executives are leaving because the ceo is a fucking moron

>>57242443
I sold my Door Dash shares because I read that article that was posted that said gig workers will have to be considered employees in the future not independent contractors. Super bearish. Probably going to DD some burger king breakfast though. I have no fucking food at my apartment. I took my money from DD and invested it in LLAP. Do what you will with this information gosling poster

>get out of work
>see baggot was drunkposting and sperging out
Goddamn it, drunk baggot is fun to fuck with...

>asked for recommendations for stocks 2 days in a row
>I got one recommendation for the garbage meme stock FSR, and a troll post
This place really needs my stock expertise back in all honestly. I wish I wasn't working 12 hour shifts because this place is dying without my videos.

Just finished a 13 hour night shift. And you fags wonder why I don't have time to make updates...

This covid shit sucks. It's way worse today than it was yesterday. I feel like someone kicked the shit out of me.

God fucking damnit my cousin just called me and said he tested positive for covid and I watched the game at his place at night. I have to test myself tomorrow morning now. If I test positive it will fuck up Christmas big time...

>>57009079
Baggot, you're a new england fag, what do you think of the sudden rise in popularity of the NYG quarterback Tommy Cutlets?
>>57009105
This is true for about 95% of this general or 4chan for that matter. Someone will eat a salad one day and then come on here and pretend they have been eating clean for the last 10 years. But there are a handul of severely autistic posters that actually do obsess over certain foods. The type of autists that would go to a restaurant and ask the waiter if their water has seed oils in it or some gay shit. The other half of them are poorfag NEETs that eat nothing but rice, beans, and deenz and pretend it's about diet rather than the fact they are just poor.

>>56994788
Things have gotten complicated at work. We are already bogged down with deadlines so now I have to work weekends again. To make matters worse, one of my friends and coworker got hit by a car yesterday on his bike and died. His kid was biking with him too and got hit as well. Luckily his kid survived but ended up having a severe head injury. That just makes matters worse. It's crazy to be at work and joking with somebody and the next day they're fucking dead. Really disturbed me frankly. So long story short, no there will be no update this weekend.

I'm not going to lie, this last 4 days of my work vacation have done hell to my mental health. I guess I've just been institutionalized as a wagie. For the last four days all I've done is basically sit on my couch. I had no motivation to do anything at all, was going to visit friends and family but had no motivation to do that either. Just say around waiting until about 3:30 and started drinking. Christ I feel useless, I'm ready to go back to work frankly. What the fuck do people do when they have weeks off from work? How the fuck do NEETs not go insane?

I swear to Christ if I see one more YouTube video of a white zoomer with the broccoli haircut scream "LETS GOOO!!!". Like a fucking nigger, I'm going to snap.

Welp, my sister has gone even more schizo at this point. Drugs, alcohol, and mental illness. She's ripping our family apart. I'm holding the fabric of our family together with a piece of fucking dental floss. Women were a god damn mistake.

So I've made it to Xen in black mesa and I'm going to be honest, not only do I not particularly care for this game, I kind of fucking hate it. Up to this point can't figure out why everyone here loves this game. The ending better be the payoff and for the love of Christ half life 2 better not suck this bad.

>>56599999
>digits wasted on that...

3 boomers at my work caught covid this week. One of them I worked with shoulder to shoulder for 2 days refused to get tested. 5 days later once he got really sick he got tested and ended up being positive after being around everyone all week. Why are boomers like this?

JFC, I had a really annoying moment at the grocery store just now.
>Have to take cans and bottles back because I have like 500 now
>It's cold out so threw on some jeans
>Only have one pair and they are the thickest dungarees money can buy
>Hop in car and get there early
>Walk in store and it's completely empty except the employees
>fucking awesome
>start putting in cans
>notice something feels off about my penis
>notice it's inverted
>doesn't hurt it's just really uncomfortable
>Try to inconspicuously swipe across my penis to un-invert it
>jeans are too thick can get clean grab of my penis
>ended up spending 45 minutes in the store with an inverted penis
>finally got to my car and it was so bad I had to unbelt my unzip my pants
>the inversion was so bad I had to actually grab the naked tip of my penis while pushing down around it to get it out
Has this ever happened to you? I swear to God we live in a cruel simulation

>>56183496
I was at a birthday party last night and was dropped off at home because I was too drunk to drive. Now I have to walk and get my car. Will you give me a ride Nene poster? I'm also really hungry, can we hit up BK on the way?

>>55990339
Yes that's it...
I said I was going to say bye to some of their employees ive befriended over the years but I didn't. What's the point? I'm literally never going to see them ever again anyway. I can't stand Ann arbor and will avoid it like the plague from here on our.