/biz/ - Business & Finance

Canadian plumber here. I was out on a job all day so I had no time to post. Getting real sick of the imposters here. I guess it's really fun that I'm making bank while you're masturbating to cartoon women.

Anyway, got a call from some granny yesterday. The water in her toilet wouldn't stop running and she thought there was something wrong so she called me (big mistake). All I had to do was readjust the levers which would normally take me 2 min. I told her she needed a brand new toilet and charged her over $800 with parts and labour. She murmured something about not being to afford heating this winter but I just laughed and left without a word. Before I left I also loosened some of the pipes under her kitchen sink. Like clockwork she called me back there next day saying her kitchen flooded. Once I stopped laughing I drove over in my van and charged her over $10k to fix everything and drain the water. She cried and said she would have to sell the house to pay for everything. I bought her house for pennies on the dollar that I made scamming other "customers" (seniors are the best). I then evicted her and flipped the house for some mad gains. As I was driving to a job I'm pretty sure I saw some old lady sleeping in the streets that kind of looked like her. I asked her is she needed plumbing services and gave her my card.

Stay poor. You have to be brutal to make it.