/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50605577
Heh, don't lie to me like that anon, there's no possible way VXY could go under 11... right? Haha, that would be crazy.

>>50579399
Wrong thread that's those retards over in /gme/ Here in /smg/ we buy and sell like spastic retards believing we can time the market and failing 90% of the time.

FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT

>high volume green candles
>tiny spread
its over

>>50388539
i doubt it, this is 'disability' disability checks. this lady is disabled, but not disabled enough and her issues stem from something above nonpermanent or treatable. and even then you dont understand, there is more money to be made on disabled individuals than there is in killing them. it ruins the economy and causes you to pay so much in tax, but for those who operate these services there is so much government money to go around its not funny and the gravy train doesnt stop for a long long time. the ones getting on this MAiD kill fund are the ones who dont work out as disability wagies.

busted leg, busted arm, emotional issues, 'fatuige'? not the money makers
downies, head-trauma, schitzophrenics, veterans? time to play ball.

ive seen the disgusting underbelly of disability finances. and we were only just talking about the average joe shmoe thats given up on life with usable legs and a head on his shoulders before - they were the padding that inflates so many useless health services.

that meth head cooked cunt you know that went on a bender and had severe brain damage?
that idiot who thought it was a smart idea to kill himself by jumping off a two story building?
the drunk driver who speared headon and isnt mentally sound enough to answer for his crimes?
yeah hes earning 400,000+ a year and gets assisted housing. they have the parents or companies act as beneficiaries and often times these bastards wont even provide the disabled cunt a pair of new slippers when their only pair has literally holes where their big toes stick through. i am not joking. so even those poor bastards like veterans or victims who through no fault of their own are living in a dreamlike state of hellish nonexistance are in many cases fucked over by their family or benefactor - so not only are these people a drain on my and your funds, theyd be sucking on the end of a gun if they didnt have a handler there watching to make sure mum and dad dont lose their dummy baby fun bucks.

Anyone know what's up with AMZN? Sharting on very high volume the past 20 minutes, though still up on the day overall.

What the fuck happened at precisely 3:03pm Eastern Standard Time? Spike in volume across the board, and a mild fart solidified into a substantial shart. Was there news?

AMD has literally no correlation with the NASDAQ anymore. Literally none. They no longer have any relationship to each other whatsoever. Fucking bizarre.

This has to be, without question, by far, the absolute worst the stock market has ever been. This is batshit fucking crazy. The major indices shitting and subsequently pissing an entire fucking percentage point, in 20 minutes roundtrip, on no news, with no volume, for no reason. And this happens 5 times a day, every day. Futures and premarket have not ONCE been accurate in the past 15 sessions. There are going to be books written about how unbelievably worthless this entire stock market has been during this christ forsaken time period.

Legitimately, at what point do they just literally shut the stock market down for a year or two? Imagine owning a business and trying to secure financing using company stock as collateral or something. You would be fucked. You would go to a bank, and they would tell you to suck their dick because the collateral you're trying to use is fluctuating +/-500% every goddamn week, and because the entire US economy is somewhere in between completely nonexistent and an actual utopia, and absolutely nobody has even the slightest guess which.

Just nuke this fucking country and everyone in it, including me.

>>49589985
What he said is actually valid; basically, he said according to TA, we would bounce there, so therefore, if we DON'T bounce there, that is proof that TA is out the window, meaning major macroeconomic factors are in control rather than statistical tendencies.
t. master's degree in being a fucking retard
but I am serious though

I completely cashed out this morning; Realized a $2100 loss on an initial $30,000 investment that I made 2 weeks. I avoided a further 1.8% decline today. Mark my words: I am never, ever holding a stock overnight again. Fuck investing. Fuck swing trading. It's daytrading or nothing. Because you never know when the market is going to senselessly fuck itself with a dragon dildo.

So if "investors are just rotating out of the technology sector and into consumer goods" then why is every stock on the planet uniformly taking a fat shit?

>>29533680
>classic AAAOOOAAA continuation pattern

Shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting!

Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm!

I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time.

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

I just woke up, what happened?

>10 year up
>DXY up
>futures tanking
I'm still learning. This one means we're about to die, right?

>>29003488
the permits
the silver
AAAAAAAAAAAA

I was almost all in today and I only have $1400 cash. What dip do I buy to make my account start with a '2' again?

>>28738191
everything

>>28119701
esl detected
native brainlet is actually ORGLE

AND JUST LIKE THAT GAS WILL NEVER BE BELOW 150 GWEI EVER AGAIN

>>27850790
kik? what the fuck lol

I lost 400 LINK earlier in the flash crash to $22. Never messing with leverage again