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>>14277209
Probably get a nice pillow and blanket for my nuke bunker

Gents, may i introduce you to my NUKE cave or as i like to call it , "THE BUNKER" .

I've been squatting here ever since i heard about nuke at 1.09 usd and kept accumulating ever since. I realized cutting back on expenses is the only way to truly make it.
Luckaly i live in a country that is very rich in limestone cave systems. Altought this shit may fall on me at any point in time i think it's worth the risk, dug it in about 2 days and made myself quite the cozy lil crib.
I installed numerous traps around the area so i will know in time if anyone sees me and calls the rangers. There is this wealthy looking vacation cabin down the closest summit and i managed to jack some of their electircity. I saw the same BMW there a total of 3 times this month, which is great news, as i was considering trying to raid it for resources.
There is also this nice stream nearby and i get a better quality water supply than most rich niggas here, also wash myself in river. Natural cooling during the arid days and 10 out of 10 insulation during the night. I am sad i didn't think of it earlier. I do not neeed pillow or blanked, THE GAINS MAKE ME STRONGER EVERYDAY.
Being inspired by Ricky from trailer park boys i switched to a all booze and pepperoni diet, coincidentally enough it is actually great at storing large amounts of calories for the least amount of money. My stools have never been healthier!


There is broadband modem internet, no need for fancy youtube videos and games, only discord, twitter and some trading. (i have a sim with data nut i only use it for certain crypto video updates)

Next to my bathroom you can see i had a bit of a party when NUKE hit 5 dollars. it got me very exited, i biked 13km to the nearest gas station and bought some cheesecake and birthday baloons! (i also got a set for when NUKE reaches 10)

I write date in shit so you know its real.

NUKE TO DA MOON