/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are you fags obsessed with this Jenna bitch? She's like a 6/10.

Ok I've decided I will be shorting SNAP tomorrow. The one chud in this general talking shit has inspired me. I hope you all follow my trade

Goddamnit to make matters worse I was going to go downstairs and get Mediterranean food but they are absolutely fucking slammed. Guess I'm cooking tonight...

>>56911403
>Keep hearing the term "gooning" and don't know what it means so I finally look it up because I know it's a zoomer word
>A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm") for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, trance-like state.
What in the actual fuck is wrong with zoomers? Every day I find a new reason to gas an entire generation.

>>56850408
>boring chart as the OP image
You can do better than that.

Kind reminder. I post this everyday, but to be close to poem anon is to be close to God. Atheists don't @ me. You disgust me.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=mhW5OY5bHa-VsSGv

There are only 4 anons that have the right to @ me. Poem anon, Layne Staley poster, baggot, and scoopies. The rest of you can't be trusted.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L0DAqQ7FP2w&si=uLNiH4zcmokMl76u

>>56731011
2 weeks wasn't enough...

Just wanted to pop in here to remind everyone that half life is a shit game and the deeper I get in the game the shittier it gets.

>>56676746
Literally everyone will kneel when I get portfolio adjusted appropriately. Best stay in your lane chud.

>>56625261
No poem anon, even if you're doing nothing, you're doing something. I plan to do "nothing" tomorrow, but that entails me going to get donuts in the morning and sitting on my ass playing black mesa all morning. Please be more specific.

>>56600931
How fucking dare you link me to /pol/ go to a /GME/ thread and learn about how economies work you newfaggot

>>56559762
Just a test chud. Thankfully you passed.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xgANjuSHDBc&si=6hPgFXX8j5iQxXhz

>>56551886
Hey fuck you chud! Bet you wouldn't say that to my face! Show up naked and oiled up and we'll settle this via Greco roman wrestling. Winner takes bussy. I dare you.

Sad, just had a conversation with my Lebanese landlord and when foreigners are more American than the people who have lived here their whole life, you know things aren't good. He definitely says this country is headed for a major recession. He told me how the economy in Lebanon got destroyed and we are headed down the same path. Adjust your stock positions as necessary.

>>56488020
Don't tell me what does and doesn't create shadows baggot, you dirty race mixing Jew!

Way to post the link in the old thread chud

>>56421217
>Someone trying to fuck with the impenetrable fortress that is /smg/
Lol. Lmao even.

>>56362891
>I want a community where it's just rich investors that will spoon-feed me their secrets to make me rich overnight
Kek good luck retard