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END THE FED

Let's just all act like this is a normal day. I'll start.

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STOP SELLING AAAH

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25K BREACHED PULL UP PULL UP

>>49564639
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>>20180257
I sold all my link at .25c to go all in on funfair. I told her we were going to be millionaires and she dumped me when fun went to 0

>>17117669
I’m so grateful I sold this before it dumped and went all in on chainlink

I will admit, that was about the luckiest I got in terms of pure luck. I lost a little bit of money, had 60k fun and actually believed in the project. I still think it’s a great concept but ofc the big players would never allow a superior technology to take their spot

Lost a little bit of money but thank god I got out before it dumped into oblivion

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MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
I THOUGHT I KNEW ABOUT TRADING STOCK
RED MEANS BUY GREEN MEANS SELL
SO WHY THIS BLACK TUESDAY TRADING HELL
UP ON DEPRESSION AND DOWN ON FRIENDS WHEN WILL THE BLEAK DAY EVER END?
SHOTGUN, NOOSE, BATHTUB TOASTIE
I CANT GO ON WITHOUT MS ROASTIE
ALL THE TIME THAT I HAVE LEFT
MADE TO SUFFER, DOES GOD JEST
MOMMY MOMMY MAKE IT STOP
PLEASE JUST TURN BACK THE STOCK CLOCK.

>7800
TEXTBOOK DOUBLETOP

>3500
>T-they won't break through to 3499 R-right guys?

>Buisness consultan
Sure why not
>Engineer with 5 years proven experiance
Heck yeah I've done some engineering at college and I've made stuff myself.
>Senior Java Developer
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested might as well apply.
>Registered accountant
Registered is just a piece of paper I'm good at math.

Who else hoping for /failing upwards/ here

I know if I have an interview with one of these people I can say to them that their hiring and firing department is doing a shitty job and I should be there doing their job for them.

I know it seems like a stupid idea, but if multimillion dollar corporations have a gaping hole exposed by a nobody then it shows how incompetant they are. I think of it as a type of Penetration (giggity) testing.

BUY DER DIP
CACSH DER NIFE
INVESHT WHEN DERS BWUD ON DA STWEETS EVIN IF ITSHS UR OWN

Holy shit this fucking cope BEAR BOYS 4 LYFE

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>SEC FUD dispelled
>More or less only good news over the last few months
>WON'T STOP DUMPING
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Breakout" pattern the same as the $9000->$9300 "breakout" (and we all know where that went). Volume already dropping off, rising wedge forming. We're fucked, boys...

DOWN WE GOOOOO AGAIIINNNN