/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29799041
>MORE ILLEGAL SHENANIGANS
Oh god yes please, Raise the stakes of the gamble. That's the best kind of shit, that's MOVIE shit right there. God please Melvin, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just keep upping the ante. I will become an actual talmudic sorcerer just to play your game. Dark, ancient hebrew magics will be at my disposal.
ZAAP, your portfolio is now Matzo Balls!

GOD THIS IS SOOOO GOOOD, THE DESPAIR, IS MY PREDICTION GOING TO COME TRUE?!?!?
(At least in a minor amount) >>29712979
COME ONE DIP TO 39.99, DO IT SO I CAN ALL IN PLEASE.
LET ME SPEND THIS 100 GRAND i'VE BEEN HOLDING ONTO FOR SUB 50, PLEASE, PLEASE MELVIN.
LET IT DROP SO I CAN PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

>>29711500
You sound like a spineless cunt.
Neck yourself if you can't just wait.
I've been doing this since AFTER the first gamma, and look at me, i'm not even afraid.
I'm here for the sheer gamblers high, and the payoff?
Well that's just going to be icing on a cake i've been enjoying this entire time.
Get on my level, get hard from despair.

>>29328610
But is it not fun?
The tension, the thrill, the debate that no one has concrete info for because of how fucked the system is?
It's a rush.

>>28970995
>He's going big on his gamble
KUYASHI

Who's ready to get down on some GAINS?
Shit's only gonna get real from here, the shills have no rational argument against the impending moon other than "M-muh delusions."
Well this delusion is going to be the sweetest delusion i've ever seen in my life.
The final cope. :^)

>>28920444
A MOST PLEASING GAMBURU.
KEE HEE HEE HEE, KUYASHI.

>>28872011
>We can expect suicides.
Awwwwe, what's wrong? Can the bears not handle the pressure of gambling? Are they going to break?
Can you hear it melvin?
Zawa... Zawa... Zawa... KUYASHI.
God it feels so good to know they are on the verge of the abyss.

Reminder that Melvin is completely emptying out a majority of their largest holds and the money is not going into paying out the shorts on GME, as the volume is not up, and the price has not boomed from the covering.

Either tomorrow volume skyrockets as melvin pulls a hail mary and pays out their shit by spending everything they've taken out, or they are taking their money and running for the proverbial hills financially before the rest is taken from them.
Only time can tell.
Can you feel it?
The weight of the gamble?
Is it not fucking glorious?

>>28437410
I mean, would it not just be easier for you to kill yourself anon?
Burdening someone with your loss porn because you are /weak/ is no reason to burden us with it.
Go end it, while us men LIVE.
GOD THIS GAMBLE HAS HAD MY BLOOD PUMPING FOR WEEKS NOW.

>>28273220
Considering Melvin's been staring at his hand and sweating, and keeps calling and raising the bet his hands got to be REALLY REALLY good...
Right melvin?
You have a royal flush right?
You can beat a pair of twooooooos, riiiiiiiight?
I sure hope so!

>>28226844
>>28226833
MORE?!?!?!?!
WHAT IS THIS THREAD?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
IS IT HAPPENING?!?!
IS THIS THE PRECURSOR TO THE TURNABOUT?

>>28218894
The art is terrible.
Sorry all the heart and soul is gone out of the Anime and Manga industry because the japanese are notorious for not liking to take chances.
If i have to calls it like it is, i'll calls it like it is.
>>28218870
Other than good use of blacks and inks, the design is forgettable moe trash i've seen 1488 times.
Booooooring.

>>28070925
Unless they managed to cover, it's a matter of WHEN, not if then?
How long do you think they can hold before raw bankruptcy wins out?
We would need to know how much they are losing per day already, dealing with this, but that number changes day by day.
>Tfw despair is coming and theres no stopping it, and it's going to be on both sides, and in waves.

Tfw bought in 10 for 50, and am just watching 500 dollars grow and shrink.
>Tfw i'm ahead, but i'm pulling the slotmachine to see if i can hit a jackpot anyway.

>>27837777
what the fuuck

>>27128627
>X-LARGE
imagine the smell