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I need advice: 1 should I take a hero dose of mushrooms on the 21st and bang on a drum? I’ll be on private property in the woods/field. 2 should I get an 18yo girl pregnant? She’s visual perfection and would give me beautiful children. I’m abt to turn 25, I have a farm, 300k in trust fund, 50k in savings mutual fund, and 10k XRP. Still in school tho making like 10k a year until I graduate engineering. Will the child derail my accOOMulation phase? I will definitely be richer in a few years but I worry I’ll be too old to marry an 18yo. Are there any actual fathers in this thread? Pic not related