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Ooh Yeaaah looks like King Kenny just layed down the smackdown on you baggies with the elbow drop from the top rope oooh yeeeaahhh even the MACHO MAN Randy Savage would be proud of the pounding he gave you yeeeeeaaaahhh let me tell you something yeah even the MACHO MAN never gave Miss Elizabeth the type of pounding you baggies been getting ooh yeeeaaah thats some intense shit

Oooh yeah, BBBY Baggies, I remember way back when when the memestocks were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the Gamestop Chad, didn't ya. Promises that you didn't keep!

I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that BBBY would never be in a dangerous position!
You broke that promise didn't you BBBY Baggies! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Gamestop Chad Randy Savage, covering for Baggies again!

Baggies, I only come down to your threads when it's absolutely necessary, when you're down and out! That's the kind of rules I play by, but you, you play by different rules, yeah. You gotta get in your grand standing and your hot dogging, yeah!

I remember a time when I wrestled Kenny too, and the fact that I had Pulte on the outside of the ring just like you, the only difference is I was doing real good, yeah. I was stylin' out there like a champion, yeah.

But Guess who shows up for no reason at all! To get his grand standing and hot dogging in! You man, you BBBY Baggies, yeah! You just couldn't stand to sit back with your feet up and watch the champion in action! Well look at this prima donna!

Bbby Baggies not only are you a hot dog, a grand stander, a showboat, and a primadonna, but you're a liar too. In fact I remember a time where we stood in front of the man that does nothing but lie, Gary Gensler, and you told some of the biggest lies that I've ever heard of in my whole life!

That's a lie baggies, and that's enough to get me hot,
but what you said to Ryan Cohen is enough to get me to the boiling point! Yeah!

Baggies you say you love Ryan Cohen, I got news for you man, yeah. I got news for you! Ryan Cohen is gonna be in the corner of The Gamestop Chads at Wrestlemania 5, yeah!

And let me tell you something, you say you love me like a brother, well listen to this BBBY Baggies! I hate you, I hate your guts! And that's what's going to be left all over the mat after Wrestlemania 5!