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>> No.18020384 [View]
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Recently since my quarantine began i've been feeling fatter.

Well I just got out of the toilet and I have to say I just did the BIGGEST FUCKING SHIT I have every done in my life. The shit came out in three stages, the first was a average 12 cm long shit of average width that was follow by a brief reprieve where I caught my breath before the demon came.

A HUGE 35cm long shit of average width come slithering out of my ass, it was smooth but not sticky so it came right out without leaving much residuce. Following that monster shit came a small 10cm long shit.

It wasn't any harder to clean up then a normal shit, however I had to manually break up the 35cm shit with my poop spoon so it would flush down the toilet.

My butt hurts a bit but I feel like I've lost 5cm and my belly is noticeably flatter.

I feel good senpai, can any meme magicians tell me what this means for the market on monday NYSE open?

If the market dumps anything like I just did it will unironically be black monday.

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God damn it.

I doubted this corona shit for so long because of all the conspiracy thinking wrapped up into it, and now I’m totally unprepared.

I don’t have any preparations or supplies. And my asshole school (yes it is college/trade for that asshole who thinks school means high school) isn’t going to close. It’s in a gross urban area with homelessness and whatever and it’s not too far from other possible outbreaks.

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NICE CALL VOLUME
in MRK BILI NVDA...

My take-pwofit limit sell in bili hit this morning, tempted to buy back in...

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>>16419521
1000x on a shitcoin means jack shit without liquidity.

>> No.16420022 [View]
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How do you make in in australia.

I am 1 year into a economics degree and I have no clue what the fuck I am going to do with my future.

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>Investors have become 'euphoric' into year-end, so a market peak could be near, RBC says
>Canada is just a jealous, whiny, baby country

>in this moment, I am become euphoric

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>>16386248
Nonon was created to fuel my fetishes and that’s perfectly acceptable.

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Imagine buying shiny rocks

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Bitcoin is going to 2000 by the end of the year.

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Based Rei prophecy is slowing coming true bros.

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