/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw you only bought 30k Link in 2017

>>27366376
Congrats you did it.

Guys I blame this disaster on reddit of course. Fucking faggots fucked it all up.

ITT: we post songs to pay respects to the death of crptyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-r1b2H9FKs

>be me
>24 year old, german, full time student who works at an engineering company at the same time because my boomer parents wasted all their money on mercedes cars and boats and now that they are retired I need to pay their rent
>workload 80 hrs per week
>never had vacation in my life, never was outside of germany because my parents traveled the world without me when I was a little kid (i had to stay with my grandma)
>suffering from keratoconus (a rare eye disease) since 6 months, everything is blurry, seeing a lens fitter every month who wants to provide me with scleral lenses so I can see near normal again
>the custom fitted scleral lenses he tested aren't suitable for daily use, so I have to wait and wait and wait..will I ever be able to see normally again?
>invested all the money that I could use into LINK
>if LINK wont do some crazy shit until EOY Im going to kill myself. not even kidding
>cant even shoot myself in the head because of german gun laws

2 Questions:
- What is the best way to kill myself?
- What is the possibility of LINK hitting 100$ EOY? What is the possibility to survive?

TELL ME WHY I CRY WHEN I FEEL IT

Alright /biz/ the rules are simple.
You're offered money if you win a game of Russian Roulette using a six-shooter revolver. If you die, you don't get any of the money for your family/friends/doggo.

The more bullets you play with, the more the prize if you win:
1 Bullet = $1 Mil
2 Bullets = $500 Mil
3 Bullets = $1 Bil
4 Bullets = $5 Bil
5 Bullets = $10 Bil
If you play with 6 bullets and the gun jams, thus sparing your life, you win $100 Bil and you get an asian gf.

What do you do?

who else >gave up and already planned how they will commit suicde?

Trying to sell my colx bags all night as I keep seeing this go up, fucking FOMO hitting me like a goddamn truck

I bought bitcoin from Coinbase which uses Simplex and it has been 24 hours, still no BTC. Did I get scammed?

I lost everything on coinsmarkets. I transferred all of my BTC, tried to go all in on COLX and it crashed. I want to kill myself. What do I do?

>>3444981
>>3444988
>Me waiting for the 200 I sent to Coinbase 3 days ago to go through

WHY DIDN'T I GET ON 3 MONTHS AGO LIKE I WANTED TO!!!!!????

0xf2d5c6b11d49d3d1a4224bd4f5822d5e18f2110a OHNI-CHAN I NEED YOUR TOKENS
or i will die a wagecuck

>>2550028
Some golems would truly make my life a better place.
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I'm tired of gambling, I just want to die. This greed is going to get us all killed.

>mfw when 3.5/4 GPA but spreg out on job interview

>>1831598
>mfw when had millions worth of bitcoins when i was a teenages
>now lost it

How important are grades to get into the big four? I've completely flunked in law, tax law, IFRS, auditing (dont know what these courses are called in anglo countries), but I'm confident if I take them again I'll get at least a C in all of them so I can get the registered/chartered accountant whatever you guys call it. But all of my other grades are... poor. I have a few Bs and Cs, but mostly Ds or Es. But they're shitty periferal fields like marketing and stuff which I dont give a crap about.

I know this is asked much and I tried to google it, but I cant get a sensible answer since it seems to vary a lot from country to country. For example the interview process is a lot harder in the UK than it is here in scandinavia from what I gather. Also there's a lot of contradictory stuff, some say they're very strict, some say they've loosened up in the past couple of years, and some say they dont even look at your degree when they consider you (it's only important that you've passed).

So what are your experiences? I need a wake-up call/reassurance, since I feel completely lost and confused and my depression is slowly creeping back again. My teacher today told us that grades aren't that important, but whether or not you learn something and can take something away with you after you're finished, and I almost started weeping since I've done nothing with my time at uni. No relevant work/positions or extracurricular activity. My teacher said today that the important thing isnt whether I get good grades or not, but if you learn something after you're finished. I almost started crying in class.

>>1683088
>tried to get a bitcoin a couple of weeks ago
>card fees too high, didn't want to wire money to a random polish company
>decide go not bother
>this happens

I'm 23 and I have no clue what to do. I can only pick majors without math because I'm disabled at math. I want a job where I finish up all my work in 4 hours and lounge the rest of the day.

What should I start thinking about?