/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57963736
listen here
>my dude
i am not your friend nor am i your bruh nor am i your bro in fact i don't even like you i'm literally just a honey badger who doesn't give af unlike you and this other dude who are both gay bitches with your fake friends and lame ass lives you have no honey badger tokens and you are broke af maybe you should get off 4chan and get a job

>>57703601
>oh yeah bro crypto is totally safe and secure its not like its been hacked hundreds of times and stolen billions of dollars but you know its got this 'immutable' ledger or whatever the blockchain is and you get to be part of this cool club of people that get a hardon at being 'decentralized' man the only thing decentralized about crypto is how it can be stolen if you don't have like 8 different passwords

>>57698564
make the devs money create bagholders why don't you make some bitches money and create some bagholders you limp dicked incel cuck

>>57627020
yeah its exactly like that this cuck who is writing this essay is just a schlub who doesn't understand that the only people who make real money are honey badger chads like me with long schlongers and tons of honey badger tokens why dont you go ask you stupid mom to give you back your phone so you can keep talking to strangers online because if you can't have a real life then you might as well pretend to have a fake one like the beta male you are

>>57625141
honey badger bros you won't believe what i saw today- a virgin faggot making fake fud to bring down our favorite honey badger erc token- this means it's time to put the entire house on margin and use my wife's credit cards to buy hoba
it's our last chance to get a bag before the moon everyone knows there is nothing these cucks can do about the unstoppable force of a honey badger ruggin and taking $10k out of their mother's bank accounts you can't stop us

>>57600154
unless the solution to your problem is that you're just dumb

>>57598101
this mfker is shilling starkpunks on starknet like it's going to moon but really he's just a dumbfuck who doesn't know how to invest in hoba instead you're all a bunch of pussy ass bitches who get their wives cucked by a honey badger with a horse sized dick when you should just shut up and go balls deep into hoba