/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19480349
Fuck those bitches.

>>19364265
An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.

He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.

At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.

>>19262754
>hail the DMT
Bro...

>>19262839
Why so bullish on sony? Cinema business must be going up in flames...

>>19262516
I don’t remember.
Some anon posted a link to a pixiv along with something like “I’m so disgusting” so of course I visited the link.