/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55471960
I applaud the the courage you had in making such a retarded comparison.

I will probably get bored and start projects or businesses to pass the time.

I had an idea for a hot sauce brand. We all know hot sauces are enjoyed by nu-male soi-simps that parade around telling how manly they are for subjecting themselves to the sensation of pain from a bottle any one could have purchased. All one needs to do is produce a brand that appeals to these types, part of the brand appeal will be appearing pozzed to your IRL-soijak audience.

I have met these types in real life. They do not think about or internalize their actions. If they see a brand of hot-sauce which seems to align with their friends queer-Marxist world view, they will not detect a hint of irony of their action when they purchase the product. We would probably also virtue signal our efforts to donate profits to lgbt organizations of the such.

Here's the thing, no one checks for these things. PETA outright kills animals and still exists as an organization. The Ocean Clean Up project is largely a waste of resources and knows it, yet they are amply funded. On the surface, this hot sauce brand will appear to have been PC and woke for its consumer base. In actually, a pittance is donated to LGBT organizations and the vast majority of profits are funneled into white supremacist organizations and gay conversion camps.

It would require some financial tom foolery, probably some off shore accounts, but it would be possible. The exciting moment comes when brand becomes well established. It will never compete with Heinz or Tabasco, but it will be sure to have a small following. The brand can either go public or allow itself to be acquired by a larger firm. During this process, it is absolutely sure to get out there that for years, the main consumer base of this product was inadvertently donating to organization that are ideologically opposed to their beliefs.

The reaction would be amazing, and for me, priceless.

>>50771857
Silver 1k
Check this nigaaaaa

>bitch and moan about houses being too expensive
>years pass
>houses still expensive
>studied and got my real estate license
>now I don’t want houses to crash

If you can’t beat the Jew join them

Tired of being dumped on by whatever biz shills

I’m 19 handsome and am going to get rich selling houses

Unironically taking my real estate exam tomorrow, I should be sleeping right now

>>49777777
CHECKED
100 SILVER WAGMI

Tfw made it from dating a rich girl
>family has 35 acres unused land
>family makes 220k a year
>they have a go kart I ride when I go over
>fridge stocked with food
>I mooch off their subscriptions
>parents pay for doordash once a week
Im homeless btw, I do have a decent sized stack btw

"Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people."

Why the hell does /biz/ like this guy so much? He's the absolute most blue pilled beta. It's almost sad to watchh. In another scene he even says "Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks". Why does /biz/ like him if he's shilling for (((them))) ?

hedge funds sold in May 2017

http://peterlbrandt.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Raoul-Pal_sell_Bitcoin-copy.pdf

>>10802825

parent's have a $3 million house in palo alto and a $2 million house in cupertino. I have a $1.5 million house in Mclean.

*sip* i am set for life

>>10802918

ohhh, scary internet haxxors gonna doxx me
i am a total min wage loser in my mom's basement but you need to fear me!

>>1839012
I have programming, design and SEO skills, currently have 2 websites up (first was a failure but we'll see long term since I was a noob, second one was perfectly made since day 1 and currently 1 month after I have good results) but they are adsense only and with little to none affiliate possibilities (very non material subjects). Since I'm about done with the second (I did the whole website including design and content before launching and spent 1 month on SEO) I'm very interested in affiliate marketing for the third. I just want to know what differs from the ad venue to the AM one and what rookie missteps are common so I can avoid them. Thanks in advance.
Oh and in ads an essential metric is traffic for the keyword vs how much you get payed per click. (1000 searches p/month with 1 click giving 300€ is better than 1000000 with 1 click giving 0.000002€), this still applies for AM but replacing the CPC for the product's cost right? Thanks.

>>1612051
Sensible kek/10

Thank you anon

just watch this movie

What are some /biz/ approved hair cuts? Also theres some saying that "if a man is unkempt then hes probably a shitty employee" Is that true or is it some /f/ag shit?

Does anyone here have any experience in murders and executions?

Is there a particular pattern of behavior that seems to be rewarding in a professional enviroment? I'm not talking about the usual "be confident and assertive" type of stuff.

I talk to people who can help me upwards all the time, and I never know what face to put on. For example a few days ago I chocked completely during a casual political conversation because I didn't know if I should look too political or even well-read.