/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thinking about getting my tax refunded into a new checking account. I've been hearing about banks randomly closing customer accounts for "suspicious behavior" so I want a backup account somewhere.
Anyone know any banks currently doing promos on new checking accounts?

>>57338141
id ont' know, maybe
i can't read my own hanwriting most of the tinea dsctualy

Tech could close green

>>56305048
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from their current upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will shrink rather than grow. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up.

>>55966861
Anon what did you do?
Invest in something... not great?

Taking four vacations a year is not financially wise
That IS financial advice

Let's say I'm long a stock because in the long run I'm pretty sure it will go up. However, it could be a bumpy ride. Maybe now I'm in a situation where I think it might go down for a bit. I'm not certain... it could also randomly start pumping, who knows. So, I don't want to sell. But what would be a good hedging strategy with put options? How far out should expiry be, and what kind of strike?

Some financial advice: Don't ask questions you don't want to see the answers too

>>55692155
lol nah

>The term ‘security' means any note, stock, treasury stock, security future, security-based swap, bond, debenture, evidence of indebtedness, certificate of interest or participation in any profit-sharing agreement, collateral-trust certificate, preorganization certificate or subscription, transferable share, investment contract, voting-trust certificate, certificate of deposit for a security, fractional undivided interest in oil, gas, or other mineral rights, any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege on any security, certificate of deposit, or group or index of securities (including any interest therein or based on the value thereof), or any put, call, straddle, option, or privilege entered into on a national securities exchange relating to foreign currency, or, in general, any interest or instrument commonly known as a ‘security’, or any certificate of interest or participation in, temporary or interim certificate for, receipt for, guarantee of, or warrant or right to subscribe to or purchase, any of the foregoing.

>Beijing imposed export controls on gallium and germanium, two minerals critical to the production of semiconductors.
What does this mean for SOXL? Last time we had a headline like this it was neon from Ukraine and nothing came of it.

Has anyone here ever pulled a stock out of their ass?

>>55160028
What would that do for TQQQ?

This thread has a little life left in it

Ok /smg/.... how would you split up $12k to invest over the next month?

Just making an announcement that I will be DCAing today
Adjust your investments accordingly

Wait a minute...
Remind me again: When is the /smg/ meetup?

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>53721966
Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

>>53137400
I'm really on the fence, it's been a year since I've seen them so it'd be nice to meet up. But I just don't enjoy staying over at someone else's house because you have to play the guest. And you got it boss, unloading the bags

>>53085300
>50:30
>There's a 91% chance, historically speaking, that stocks are gonna go up in 2023
>Since 1928, the S&P 500 is up roughly 55% of the time following a year that preceded it with a gain
>So that makes sense when you consider the market is up three out of every four years on average
>The stock market has been down following an up year 18% of the time
>It was also up 18% of the time following a down year
>So that leaves just 9% of the time when stocks were down one year and then down the next year for back to back consecutive losses
>Meaning 91% of the time, that's not what happens

>>53004452
I want to say I do business with some of those companies.... but what the fuck
There's NOTHING to work with here

Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

>>52210452
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that changes because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.