/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me, marine bio student in college
>one of my best friends has a chinese transfer student gf
>she gets caught stealing a fucking live shark from one of the research tanks
>apparently she wanted shark fin soup

BONUS
>same college
>friends with two iranian sisters, one was actually pretty hot
>they get trashed at a party, pics get posted to facebook, their mom blows up on them
>rather than take responsibility, they claim me and a different friend drugged them, took them to the party, and raped them
>we werent even at that party, we were playing magic the gathering at a game store
>spend 3 days in jail
>released because we had an insane amount of witnesses proving we didnt do anything
>the two cunts get off with some community service

To this day, despite how pozzed mtg is becoming, im still grateful for playing it

>>26646557
Im not, this is the funds I could spare. It was either this or some eating out and the new MTG set. Appreciate it though anon, ill make sure to spread the kindness