/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24453173
Sergey raped me st ETH Denver. He was flirty and I was a bit tipsy from the free wine when he suggested that "no one can beat the sybil attack position". Always up for a challenge and a bit of fun, I took Sergey up on this and we went to his hotel room after I agreed. pic related is basically what happened to me. He's a violent rapist and should be locked up.

ohhh yeah take it defi you like that you stupid bitch yeah fuck yeah
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>24208966
checked and based

>>24155764
They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

>>20157384
>>20158042
>$557

>>19738158
You could use this as a template, I made it :^)

>>18516289
All in LINK

drunk af on single malt but not drunk anon. i think that trust will be re-distributed across society based on the premise that distance is key to survival. buy link plebs. HRC wouldn't want you to

pls sirs India have question
> pls explain this image sirs

>>16260747
So the linky’s favorite pastime will make him rich? Is this the dawn of link themed porn?
>violently ejaculate in her moon
>Wagie watches his wife violated by 4 neets
>stacy get’s surprised by the size of his stack

>>15911795
His face reminds me of pic related lol

It's a fucking blog post you literal stupid nigger it changes nothing. It deserves no pump because it has no buy-in or adoption or pledged adoption by the market. God fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you the post is just marketing it means and changes nothing and tells us nothing new.

His heavy breathing is so sexy, I wish I could hear him breath this way when he takes me from behind.

>>15329880
This unironically
Sergey offers a form of findom that’s the whole point of all this chainlink larping and cult like behavior (pasta, sigil masturbation, fetishization of Sergey and body). Chainlink has been for two and a half years one of the best financial domination fetish experiences because of the it’s wonderful complexity.
There are so many great fetishes to explore, like pregnant Sergey, gay muslim Sergey, Big Beautiful Sergey (BBS), and more.

*Sybil attacks you gf*
Heh nothing personal kid

> Why use link when you can just refresh blockfolio
> Muh sybil attacks

> sybil attacks you in your sleep
Heh nothing personal kid

>sergey isnt dumping
>Binance is to obfuscate transactions to node operators
>link holders aren't investors
>I don't care about the price
>utility token
>September!!!
>I'm leaving this board (because of the summerfags)
>partnership announcement yay!

LINK COPE THREAD.

Just sold all my link. This is a dead cat bounce.

>>14014779
> Next up Sergey is here to demonstrate the sybil attack

>>13978858
The absolute state of crypto "investors".
Sergey will find you and sybil attack your brains out. Pic related

>>13978002
> Take my oracle bitch!
> No Sergey not the sybil attack!!!