/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19406526
o-ok... so like I can type really fast I guess and HNNNNNNGGGG oh god damn it sorry I just had something in my nose hehe I swear I wasn't trying to look down your top or anything haha. so *hick* NIGGER ah FUCK GOD DAMN IT I'M SORRY I didn't mean that. as you can see I sometimes get a little nervous when people slavery beautiful curly haired slavess, FUCK... ask about my weakness haha. maybe you want to know what my weaknesses are so you can use them against me or like theoretically pin me down and force me to do things that you like or something. and like maybe if I told you then you hypothetically punish me and call me things like a naughty boy and totally get me dependant on your scent and constant praise. uhhhhh I see your facial expression is kind of confused so that was definitely a joke. oh and you wanted to know my st-strengths r-right? oh yeah I can do squats with perfect form, heh, that's why I have big legs right now fuck fuck fuck why did I- DON'T LOOK oh uh that's nothing ahaha just the pen I used to fill in the form. and it's leaking which is why it's kind of wet haha so anyway in conclusion I'm quite good at squats and video ga- I mean - .... writing emails. and my weakness is mmmm GOD YOUR I CAN IMAGINE THE SMELL OF YOUR BREASTS JUST SO SILKY- AAAAHHH!!! haha sorry knowing my own w-weaknesses so that I can know what I am not good at to improve

>>18864629
what happens if it stings the inside of his mouth tho
that would hurt

>>18689561
comon bruh, the madmax scenario will never happen and you know it. The jewish overlord grasp is way too tigh, only thing who can emerge is an even more dystopian future of governmental tyranny with social credits and 35% of the jobless population being hired as cops to protect the system and leech onto what remain of the workforce. That's always how it ends up, and they alrdy are ready for that, especially China and the US.

No chaos, only more NWO.

>>18583460
Pls my oil is worthless and I just needed a hug

I missed the bottom.
Invested only 15% of what I itended to do.
As of right now I have +200 eur profit from the stonks I bought. Could have been much more, if didn't listen to THEM GAY BEARS OF /BIZ/

>>18247852
I'm wfh but getting slammed and have had to work late every day as an analyst for a bank. As everything goes to shit everyone wants a dumb report or dashboard so boomer managers can hem and haw over the line going down

>>18197768
>>18197770
The whole fiasco is bready funny and has spawned some nice copypasta
>>18197771
Try a little at a time and jerk off a little less anon you can do it.
>>18197756
D-D-Dont cry fren is gone make me cry too. Everything is gone be alright.
https://youtu.be/EYi5aW1GdUU

>not a burger and have never used robinhood

whats the free stock thingy give you? is it just a random stock or what?

>>16867547
>tfw its almost 1.5k p.a. here
>need to have an income of 100k or more
>no brokerage account bonus

There's no major for be bros.

Only thing that pays moderately well is computer science and everyone and their mom is getting into that.

Every other major is either too math oriented, or a meme.

We're still on track for $1 Million USD BTC by 2020 right frens?

>>16479464
Exactly

>>15911556
ok yeah thats true, you didnt have to say it though..

Whats the point of investing when to get enough money to even start you might as well make a business and be the sole worker? You would fail but only need one success to be set whereas you need to be constantly correct in your investments to make any money. And might just lose it all?

>all of these anti wagecuck threads

STOP BULLYING ME

>>15665097
I'm not sure friend. Mostly shkrelli but I know of good books such as the intelligent investor. I am interested in it all. MOSTLY day trading right now. Where can I learn this? I know MOST lose. But still.

>>15595841
>Losing your idealism
I hope this isn't you anon

I have on tomorrow bros, I feel so nauseous knowing I could blow my only chance at a job because I’m an autistic weirdo who can’t think on his feet. What should I say? What kind of questions do they ask?

i failed my drive test bros

whats stopping me from buying bitcoins?

>>15148474

how do i get a jap gummy smiled cow tit qt gf bros

>>14192998
>call me a retard

I CANT DO IT FREN

>>14187365
>tfw have a meeting with all the management tomorrow because ive fucked up one too many times

>>14153179