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I’ve got a similar one

>spends lots of time trading at work
>coworkers call me Wall Street
>always laugh and downplay my portafolio most don’t even know what crypto is
>people assume I trade hundreds of thousands since “Muh stock market”
>always laugh and down play it saying I’m trading pennies
>hot chick in the office says he boyfriend trades crypto and she knows how to do it
>ask me if I do it
>I always wanted to hit on this girl but rarely get a chance to talk with her (didn’t even know she has a boyfriend)
>uh yeah she seems super into says her boyfriend has over 10k into crypto
>smirk (I only got 50k but idk why I acted all smug)
>”how Lot have you been trading crypto anon”
>I bought eth at 16 dollars.
>her jaw drops
>looks at me impressed like star struck
>wow you must be a millionaire
>laugh it off she insist I show her around in crypto talk about different shitcoins for a while she insist we go for coffee after work
>she is genuinely interested in crypto and my shitcoin rants
>I’ve talked too much I can’t show her I’m only worth 50k
>she is asking if I have lots of eth, asks about my telegram groups
>too embarrassed to tell her it’s just need 4chN groups and pnd
>tell her is an investor group.
>remember my fake blockfolio
>shows 600 eth and 12btc among other shitcoins
>it’s either that or 50k
>fuck it
>show her my fake and tell her I’m actually quite big in a crypto investing group, what they call a whale
>she takes train to her apartment
>begs me to give her a ride to her sisters house because she has to pick up her blow dryer or some shit
>says she will make it worth it
>WOT
>as soon as we walk in she starts passionately kissing me
>bang the shit out of her
>drop her at the station she goes home

She smiles at me at work and tries to do small talk but I sort of stay away cuz she has a boyfriend and ehhh, I’m not worth 6million lmao can’t fool this hoe, I’ll have to quit my job kek.