/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56286103

Yes there is a massive shortage of accountants. People choose meme shit over real jobs 9 times out of 10. Same reason plumbers are so fucking expensive.

There were accountants 5000 years ago, and thus there will likely still be accountants 5000 years from now. Can you say the same for Agile or Scrum Masters or Project Managers, or even programmers whose jobs never existed even 50 years?

Also you must consider that accountants are involved in every single business, while tech companies are merely one (extremely overvalued) part of the economy.

>>56247934

>Start a business and invest it properly?

Buy out an existing firearms manufacturer in cash, change the name, and start pumping out absolutely retarded fucking gun designs. Like triple stack .25 ACP compact handguns with built-in binary triggers, 4 barrel break-action shotguns, a recoilless .50 BMG rifle, etc etc.

All the rest of the investment money goes into dividend stocks.

>Buy mansions and yachts living on them with a bunch of 10/10 escorts and mountains of coke?

Yes, but also fuck yachts and mansions, every billionaire has both. I'd have a giant airship built, bigger than any mega-yacht in displacement - and yes an incredible amount of blow would be involved.

No hookers though. E-girls will have to compete to fuck me, in a grueling multi-stage competition streamed online 24/7. Losers get thrown off the airship (with a parachute).

>>55147299

I buy cheap shitty van with $20k and drive three hours to the nearest beach. I cook ribs, hotdogs, etc and sell them for 300% markup to fat tourist while living out of van. I start tik tok account about "care free beach bum life" until i run out of money, then make money from fuck tik tok zoomer prostitute fans

>>54496254

>BA in Accounting
>Paid $90k/yr to email invoices and stare at spreadsheets for a few hours a day
>Have only around $20k in debt from a state college
>Less than 4 years experience, including a 18 month Covid NEET gap

lmao at you CS and engineering faggots

How do I invest in degeneracy?

HOLY SHIT LKCO

How long 'til I get to 6 figs bros?

>>28219223
$5M is the point where the realities of life start to lose their influence on you.

>>27686387
Sit down cracka, us minorities are stepping into the investment game.
>I hope Jordans and a t-shirt are acceptable dress code for the country club luncheon.

>>26776713
>I have no idea how this works but I wanna gamble my money anyway
Buy a pricey scratch-off, you'll lose less in the process. A nice $10-20 one should be good.

>>26775156
Because it's illegal. And if it isn't now it will be soon. :^)