/biz/ - Business & Finance

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priced in
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gunna slurp this dip
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we're all gunna make it
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the market and economy are fundamentally strong, all indicators are bullish

Hey nigger faggots, Zerohedge leaked an analysis from BoA about 7 months ago saying the fed would be forced to restart QE by the end of Q4. It's not quite Q4, but if you had made a play based on that you would be up 30% compared to the broad market. Are you faggots ever going to apologize for calling real economic data "doomer news"?

Ahahahahaha smart money is scared as all hell.

CDS exploding right now, up thousands of basis points in some cases
Credit is freezing because everyone is trying to lock in treasuries and the genius jerome powell is trying to trade them cash for treasuries ahahahahaha
Smart money is fleeing all markets fast as fuck

It's all true, great liquidity freeze gonna kill markets entirely ahahahahahaha

I predict we see an actual gap down of more than 20% within the next year. Ahahahahaha fucking retail buying options still oh my god this is rich.

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Also as long as we're going to have a "collapse" thread I'll throw out some stuff.

https://archive [DOT] ph/GEySQ

Corporate loans have a huge trapdoor underneath them right now.

It's going to be CLO's, or as the media is referring to it now the corporate junk bubble. I was actually posting about the CLO bubble and how many large companies even will have problems refinancing when the trump administration started raising intrest rates, and I called this almost 2 years ago and everybody ignored me, pic related is the farthest back screenshot I have on this phone, suddenly the media is spouting off about it everywhere last month and corporate junk was a hot topic at g20. So I'm bassically like Christian bale from the big short, thanks for coming to my ted talk goyim.

Read this article: https://m.greenwichtime.com/business/article/A-new-credit-bubble-gets-ready-to-burst-13911193.php

And then look at my picture and the timestamp. Its from two months ago but its the longest dated post I have warning people about CLO's, but ive been warning people about it for almost a year now. Its the most blatant cash run I have ever seen. The federal government is cooking the books too economically, our GDP should actually be down at around 2 trillion right now.

I warned you faggots almost 2 months ago, pic very related. The "new hot trend" was CLO's, these are bassically mortages sold to small cap buisnesses you retards and there are around 2 trillion now of CLO derivatives floating around the system waiting to default. Luckily I took my own advice and pulled all my money out of my house and equities and put it into bitcoin, chumps.