/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28642531
>technical astrology

>>24455360
thats a man

>>24228251
How much time did this take? It's not even funny. Have a pity (You).

>>23741636
>swedish humour

>>21750222
How do you even go through your life with just 4 brain cells. NoBrainers are the reason this board is flooded with scams

>>21351690
Baggie lives in his mom's basement in Tel Aviv anon

>>21261601
Because it would be very painful if I took it off

>>21230193
>paying for surgery

Did any of you consider that you're supposed to combine two incomes and not be a fucking incel?

>>17797493
>people with significant amounts of money on the line will put this in the hands of a bunch of anonymous sweaty internet NEETs

>>17588411
>he doubted the king

>>16908042
Why can't everyone see that Harry has been playing a long game here? The second his nephew was born Harry's already remote chances of being king went to absolute zero, and yet he was still expected to do all the on-brand etiquette crap and duties that come with being a Prince. Sounds like a bad deal. Part of his responsibilities are getting married, he's not allowed to be a bachelor, he needs to cast a woman to play the role.
So what does he do? He tries to test the waters by marrying a half-black divorced American woman whose done sex scenes, will the Queen approve of it? Well she has to, if she rejects Megan then the Queen looks openly racist and antiquated. So Lizzy has to agree to it
The master stroke here was that he chose someone who was mixed race, which makes him seem progressive, cool, open minded. But American and Divorced which everyone, especially other women, instantly know means one thing...
>*Kanye's Golddigger ensues*
When she inevitably divorces him, he looks like the poor victim, taken for a ride by a golddigging American whore who was older and more experienced than this naive sheltered ginger kid. By announcing jointly that he's leaving royal duties he can make it all seem like it was her fault, when in actual fact he's exploiting her - not the other way round.
This way he looks like the 'good guy' the 'cool royal' and never needs to attend a charity ball ever again if he doesn't want to and can get paid millions for endorsing tacky British themed fish and chips novelty restaurants or Aston Martins or whatever.
He'll be free, and he'll be more popular with the public than ever.
He's exploiting a golddiger, this is 4D chess.

>>16188899
you're never gonna make it anon

bump because subzero interest loans are communism

>>15621636
a book on how to become desirable for a man and a good mother.
before it's too late, tick tock.

>>12591294
>make money making widget x and selling it to Bob
>pay taxes
>make money flipping properties and plots of land to Bob
>pay no taxes because reasons

>>12006783

>>11111111

This is the most fedora thread I've ever seen on /biz/
What about Robert Caro's biographies?
Why no Max Weber?
And worst of all - no actual books on finance, business, marketing, not even stuff on rhetoric and persuasion. What the fuck is this shit!?! Are you 15 OP!?
>Sun Tzu's art of war
>VI. 4. If the enemy is taking his ease, he can harass him; ifwell supplied with food, he can starve him out; if quietly encamped, hecan force him to move.
Ahh I see, so when Bob from accounting isn't working too hard I should annoy him and steal his lunch out of the office fridge. THANKS SUN TZU, this is totally relevant to business in the 21st century and not overinterpolating a 2300 year old pseudo-poetic book.

>When you come to a hill or a bank, occupy the sunny side, with the slope on your right rear
Wow so insightful! totally solved all my online funnel problems... not.

>>8527080

>use loan money for worthless degree
>use loan money for internet shitcoin moon missions

Gee, I wonder which one I'd pick.

>>7082862
Yes you'll be fine once the transaction clears and the pumps are over and you miss out on all the moon missions.

>>7082947
Debit cards still have the coinbase fee but no cash advance fees

>>7082949
Thanks homie, have to get the word out, guess I'll buy with fiat like a fucking normie from now on.

>>7082317
PAJEETS GET OUT ENGRISH ONRY

So you took a screenshot of your own post in order to flag our fellow Indian friends?

How long should you hold before you consider selling? Instantly, a week, a month?

I need help making choices. DENT and DBC were doing so well earlier today but shit hit the fan

>he's not in both
Diversify your bonds kids