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and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>>53549368
thanks for playing. God I love playing this crab between 3800-4200

Goldman Sachs Trading desks gonna make another ATH in profits this quarter on the goyim.

>>53318240
I agree. Holy fuck I was so happy when Zen 2 didn't suck balls.

>>53053816
Got 6 more months to get use to us slowly crabbing downward, you'll learn to love it soon enough

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/parody:Blue+Archive
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for fed pivoters
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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