/biz/ - Business & Finance

So anon tell us, what do you do? How did you become so successful?

>well you see there's this Japanese anime forum on the internet and everyone there was talking about this cryptocurrency utility token called chainlink and it's great because their logo is so cool, it's like a cube and they all started to make funny meme versions of it, and the company, you see, is run by this guy, Sergey, and he's amazing he always where's the same shirt and loves Macdonald's, and then there was this other guy called Assblaster who was an insider and told everyone that chainlink is actually a secret and that we weren't supposed to know about it because
it solves the oracle problem and everything and is like going to be like the 4th industrial revolution and that lots of really important people and companies own it, and well, everyone couldn't stop talking about it so I put everything I had and bought as many chainlinks as I could so I can run my own node and everything it's so cool.

>being a wagie who needs to keep track of time

>he bought Cardano
>he fell for yet another con game