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$STONK GOT LISTED ON 4 FUCKING EXCHANGES OVERNIGHT WITHOUT ASKING, 0 DEPOSITS DOWN.
>1INCH
>COINTIGER
>MXC,
>BAMBOO
ALL BOUGHT STONK FOR LIQUIDITY AND LISTED STONK NO QUESTIONS ASKED
> THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T ASK.
>$STONK HIT 10C USD OVERNIGHT ON BIKI

>NI HAO MOTHERFUCKERS

I'M FREAKING OUT HERE'S SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS

BiKi.com (@BiKiEnglish)
>BiKi launched STONK today! Opening up with a commendable performance of up to 124.97%

According to official news, the BiKi platform is open for trading today at 14:00 (GMT+8), with an opening increase of up to 124.97%

>Trade STONK/USDT here now!: t DOT co/HSKN4A7fiB...

We are now live on MXC and BiKi
https://twitter.com/MXC_Exchange/status/1278916296160100352 (embed)

MXC Exchange (@MXC_Exchange)
>New Listing

>#MXC_Exchange will list @DEXToolsApp, @melonprotocol, @Kleros_io and @stonkdev in Assessment zone at 14:00 (UTC+8), July 3, and open trading for $DEXT, $MLN, $PNK, $STONK against $USDT and $ETH markets respectively.

Details:t DOT co/hDnF3RcUJm

Generally wtf is going on....
Stonks was targeted by some sort of attack?
Stonks changed addresses and contracts ?
Stonks made news in China?

My tiny brain can't comprehend everything thats going on, but I have 90k stonks.

Am I gonna make it boys?

Wow what a trip!

>ANNOUNCEMENTS

$Stonk's Dev, Noke, is temporarily ridding itself of it's deflationary aspect, this eliminates the exploit the "whitehat" who drained sta and stonks pools used, as it only applies to those tokens on balancer. At 00:00 -00:10 GMT a Snapshot window opened, and the new token was distributed to holders of Stonk. Anyone who had money in their pool will be reimbursed in full with Dev funds, and trading on Uniswap will resume as normal.

>This distribution and removal of the deflationary function makes Stonk a likely candidate for Bal Whitelisting, or 100% liquidity rewards. Stonks main purpose of being a leading DeFi indicator is intact, and the Dev is working on setting up a deflationary function that works separately from Burn, eliminating the possibility of the ()Gulp function being exploited in the future.

>Throughout this event Noke contacted Hotbit and gave them the updated address. Hotbit still has the original Market Maker liquidity that was sent to them, deposits began today, and selling is on schedule to begin tomorrow, trading opens at: 2020-06-29 16:00(UTC+8).

An AMA with Satoshi club will happen on the following day. Satoshi club is a respectable, long standing crypto information group and has well over 10,000 active members.

>We are pleased to announce our next AMA with satoshi club on June 30th 2020 at 12:00 PM UTC

>Satoshi club is a reputable group, having done AMA's with Kucoin, Monero, Ghost, NULS, EOS, OKEX, Tezos, Harmony, Cardano, Stealth etc.

https://www.google.com/calendar/event?eid=NTJhMXVoZm5pM3M2cTFtbTZ1cWZ2a21jaWEgc2JjODFrN2cyNm9oMDhoZnJ0cXZqbzA1MzRAZw&ctz=UTC

Requirements:
>Join Satoshi Club
(t(DOT)me/Satoshi_club) Telegram group
>Join Stonk
(t(DOT)me/stonkdev) Telegram group

There are rewards in ETH for asking questions!

>Satoshi club website:
https://esatoshi.club/

I extend my genuine condolences to anyone who incurred losses from this event, we may take sides sometimes, but we're family.

Pool is just shy of 25k!

>What is $STONK?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts. $STONK, a token balanced by DeFi, made by a BASED aussie /biz/nessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
https://stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
https://github.com/stonkdev/STONK
Head dev is incredibly interactive with his community, ask him anything as he's usually around the discord.

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>Official Discord
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN

>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
https://coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

>$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
https://bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

>What is $STONKS?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts made by a BASED aussie /biz/nessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
https://stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
https://github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>discord
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN

>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
https://coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
https://bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

I heard another exchange might be upcoming, those listing fees are pretty hefty... and now the jannies are nuking threads with bumps a minute old... but hey, thats stonks for you!

>>19887786
While you're here: Lainanon, Statera Fukumoto "fudder", your usual OP here. Stonks is a different, DeFi oriented project, if you have spare capital consider it as a second project to look into if you back the fundamentals of sta. We're gonna make it indexbros.

>>19886557
I know that feel bro, sounds like an exciting list of news. Hopefully the one click pooling comes quickly, it's really useful.

>>19882714
First medium article, a fine qrd for you to review.

https://medium.com/@stonkdev/introducing-stonk-9a45990f78f8

>$STONK is an indicator for DeFi.

>STONK is an Ethereum-powered deflationary token which is leveraged to a balancer pool of decentralised finance (DeFi) assets, this pool, called the origin pool, includes Compound, ChainLink, Kyber Protocol, Synthetix, Augur, Loopring, and Ether.

>These tokens were specifically selected for their revolutionary developments in the DeFi space. The balancer pool represents a healthy mixture of stable assets and volatile assets to promote arbitrage opportunities for the pool. All assets within the pool are also protocol-layer contracts, giving them unlimited room for growth and expansion.

>It is becoming more and more apparent that DeFi is taking over the cryptocurrency space, and STONK wants to be at the forefront of that journey by creating an easy option for investors to diversify their investments into not only one DeFi token, but into seven, all in one trade.

More in the article.