/biz/ - Business & Finance

Busy morning. Been casting my vote at a few company annual meetings. Baker Hughs and KHC today. Did T,DIS,and GE already. Watching a god awful 4 hrs long training video, basically a refresher course on networking fundamentals. Hey, I gotta do something while I'm "at work" lol.

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Yeah baby. On the road to recovery. oh yeah.. Next stop the FDA ass kicking and the Holy Buyout!. Aside note: The Empire is strong as ever. Let that Fat Divvy Save you from the harsh realities of life when your 65.

Not even Trump can stop T and his march to Dominance! Up to 31.16 now. Show your support for T now.

Decided to roll the dice. Gonna operate on a three prong approach.

Rolled about 6k more into my brokerage. When the next dip happens (which thanks to Trump shouldn't be to long in coming) I'm gonna get my 200 T babies.

Prong 1 - AMRN payday, wait for the buyout and get 30 - 40k in Profit.

Prong 2 - Let my 200 T babies Drip for me for 28/9 years.

Prong 3 - While I wait for my payday from AMRN I'll be stuffing as much cash as I can back into my bank accounts. I'll also be hoping that nothing happens that needs that cash for the next few years. (I only got about 3k left now).

Allow me to make the following statement:

Regardless of if you like or hate or just don't care about T these are the facts as I see them from what I've learned by doing some research/reading the earning report.

1. By EOY paid down 75% of 40 billion debt
2. No Cutting Divvy or other projects.
3. Profit is Up
4. New projects coming online soon or growing existing projects to generate Profits
(5G, First Net, Xandor, Time Warner, Streaming Service)
5. Legacy parts of the company still bring in Profit
6. Mexico (Latin America) unit is Generating and Expanding Profit

7. Stable Stock Price - The low was 28 due to the Dec shit fest. The low during the Trade war was/is 30.20. Both times the Stock recovered quickly. Normal range is 31 - 34. So unless something really fucked happens with the market your investment is pretty safe.

8. Sustainable Divvy - As mentioned above Profit is up, and Debt is/or will be down by a large amount by EOY. New Projects will be bringing in Revenue by the tons.

So in conclusion T will not be going anywhere anytime soon nor will there be any Divvy Cutting. If you got time on your side you could do far worse than getting a nice fat Divvy (2.04) given to you each year and then at 65 or younger depending on when you start see a nice fat Income coming your way.

Watch the Slaughter happen! Who can stop Him now? Not even the Trump/China shit can stop Him. He always rebounds. So buy this uh "Gift" while you can. Yes Disney has a lot to offer but where else can you get all of today's Hot Must Have things under one umbrella?

Comcast is the only other game in town that comes to mind. Hell by his stock to while your on the prowl. Then you'd get it all on the cheap, everything that T don't have (which ain't much these days) but without paying the high price of Dis stock which will set you back $133 a piece.

Hell Comcast will pay out pretty damn close to what Dis does in Divvys anyway at a much cheaper price. But it pales to good T at $2.04 @ $30.50 a pop.

I've been on a roll; preaching the value of investing with Him. Now my words have been hailed as truth: From the earning report:

Profit is Up
Debt is Down
(With plan to keep paying down more)
Divvy is Safe

How can all that be a bad thing.
Buy 100 T babies now. After 30 - 40 years reap a nice fat payout. Combined with Drip of course and assuming you don't buy more T babies down the road. I'm on track to be bringing down 31k in Free Money by age 65.

Combined with my other income sources I won't have to worry about shit.

Well now the Earnings are in and all that jazz let us reflect the high points:

Profit is up
Debt is down
Dividend is safe.

All good things right.

And so the story goes that He will still be there for us in 20 - 30 years time. Flaunting that Fat Divvy for all to feast on. By my calculations starting with 100 T babies and holding for 30 years will get you 30K in Fat Payout Money.

Hey 30k don't sound like much but remember; it's all free and combined with other income (you do have other income don't you?) you'll be sitting pretty good. Just think; Tax Refund -> Buy more T babies = Fatter the Div payout will be for you.

Yes; I'll be 65 with 30k in free income coming to me thanks to T. Combined with my other income (Pension/401k/Savings/SS) I'll be doing pretty good.

Holding Him for the long haul. Never will I sell Him, In fact I plan to add more soon. The latest Earning report has only validated my claims. He will be there still flaunting that Fat Divvy in 20 years or more down the line.

Read it a while back; some dude worked a min wage job his whole life, invested in only "blue chips" He kicked at old age. His will gave 8 million dollars to charity groups. I wanna be that dude; not worry about shit.

Aside note: whoever that blonde bitch is on another page further back with the headphones is hot as hell. I'd fuck her.

Buy and Hold. Reinvest the Fat Div. 20 years later Turn off Drip and Pocket the Fat Payout.

Tax Refund time is Prime buying window. Nice big pile of cash all there for the investing. Buy more of Him each year and watch your Payout grow like mad.

He will save us all. Fear not for that Divvy is safe from harm. Hold him now for 15 or so years. Let the Power of Drip work it's magic touch. Return after the time has flown by; turn off that Drip to pocket the paycheck. Buy more of Him each year during Tax Refund time; the bigger your Paycheck will grow in lockstep man.

Sure now the sale of Hulu looks shortsighted but come on really He only owned a small stake in it. Be like you owning small stake in a condo; sure you could sleep in it and whatnot but try to remodel it? Ain't happening unless the majority owners all signed off on it. Same thing applies with Hulu. Best bet for them was to sell to highest bidder and use the dough for more pressing maters (the debt for one).

Ah fuck it you know what to do. Buy Him and enjoy the Fat Divvy forever more! Worry about nothing after that. He will be following in Disney's Steps with the Streaming Service to kick NetFlix's Ass. Time Warner Content out the ass to fill it with how can you go wrong with that. Down will Netflix go due to lack of Content yo. Unless you like that original stuff, personally I think it kinda sucks. Screw Streaming services and the like; hell roll your own with Plex and save some green at the same time. But don't you worry none, Normal people will be paying for T's streaming service cause hey how will they watch Batman or Harry Potter? Discs will be going the way of the Dodo cause why press them when you can just toss your content on to the cloud.

You know His name. 0.51 x 4 is not to shabby not at these prices anyway. Buy Him now and worry not for 15 - 20 years he will be taking care of you while you slave away at that job you hate.

Go to work and bear it; keep smiling on the inside friends cause you know you gotta exit plan in the works. Retire from that shit job and then kick back and relax. Let His fat payout keep you nice and warm during the cold winter months. You won't have to bother with working ever again; you can just occupy yourself with the chump next door neighbor's 18 year old daughter. Her parents will be suckers; they'll think she's got a job. Hey it won't be a lie; she does get paid after all for taking care of you in the bedroom. College is expensive as fuck after all.