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/biz 2024
>catalog is full of flare threads
>4-5 active XSG's at a time
>tens of thousands of unmedicated anons infecting all the boards
>schizophrenia spreads like wildfire throughout all corners of clearnet
>not even the darkwebs are safe
>some glowniggers find Christ and join us
>the movement grows
>people from all the world get involuntarily redpilled, blackpilled and whitepilled all at the same time as they slowly start interac with the XSG schizos
>nothing can stop what is coming
>Trump declares Jerusalem capital of the world
>Qanon almost delvers
>"just two more weeks"
>Christ descends to earth on the New Jerusalem mothership
>immediately sets out to whip the moneylenders
>schizos join in and start whooping policebots, politicians, nurses, glowniggers, ayyniggers, masonic niggers, bunker niggers
>karmic balance restored
>Kingdom of Heaven declared
>the end

/biz 2024
>catalog is full of flare threads
>4-5 active XSG's at a time
>tens of thousands of unmedicated anons infecting all the boards
>schizophrenia spreads like wildfire throughout all corners of clearnet
>not even the darkwebs are safe
>some glowniggers find Christ and join us
>the movement grows
>people from all the world get involuntarily redpilled, blackpilled and whitepilled all at the same time as they slowly start interacting with the ledger
>nothing can stop what is coming
>Trump declares Jerusalem capital of the world
>Qanon almost delvers
>"just two more weeks"
>Christ descends to earth on the New Jerusalem mothership
>Kingdom of Heaven declared
>the end

>>25545552
In 2014 I was also abducted by alines, well sort of. They are spacekikes to be exact. They took me to their mothership and showed me around. At the end they wiped out part of my memory and told me to buy XLM in the near future. Then they handed me a bill for 100,000 XLM to be paid by the next encounter.

I bought 300k XLM in 2016 so I'm doing quite well right now, however the thought of having to give half of it to these spacekikes makes me seethe inside. What happens if I don't pay? will they come after me?

Me? I'm riding with Jed on the New Jerusalem and the reason I went all in on XLM. You retarded goyim can suck my dick.

For me it's XLM and I'm riding with Jed on the New Jerusalem. See ya goys

The ayys are accumulating. You have been warned.

Bought digital silver and reserved my seat. Will be riding with Jed

The price of seats on the Stellar Ark:

The Penthouse: 1mil xlm
The Deluxe 3BR: 600k xlm
The Deluxe 2BR: 300k xlm
The Deluxe 1BR: 100k xlm
The Incel Studio: 50k xlm

Suicide Pods start at 10k xlm