/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24505328
>movie trailer starts
>WHAT IF DECENTRALIZED ORACLES WASN'T JUST A STORY
>*EAR SHATTERING FART NOISE*
>THIS SUMMER, SERGEY AWAKENS
>insane in the brain by cypress hill starts playing
>AND HE'S NOT A MORNING PERSON
>shot of onlookers watching in horror as Sergey lumbers out of the ocean
>cut to tom cruise running through the street as a bunch of shit explodes behind him
>shot of a bomber plane dropping a nuke on Sergey
>the smoke from the explosion clears and Sergey is still marching on
>cut to ryan reynolds in a war room watching the action on a TV
>"That didn't kill him? HOW did that not kill him?"
>smash cut to tom cruise convulsing on the floor
>"AAAAAAAAH I'M GOING TO MAKE IT"
>shot of Sergey standing over a destroyed city, he looks up to the sky and roars
>IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER
>fade to kevin hart watching a documentary about Smart Contracts in his living room
>he looks out the window and sees Sergey smashing up the city
>he looks at the can of beer in his hand and shudders

>>13232234
Shut up baby I know it

time to assemble a team

>>11716960
>Huge Boy League

>>11321161
I got you senpai.

Yeah I won’t buy into some neet meme kys faggot

I’m about to eat 20 chicken wings + half a pound of mashed potatoes.

Am I going to make it? All in Link since $0.70

>>11029870

When did you realize that Link was vaporware and fake news? All its partnerships are like eth horse and trash like that. Like if there was a real need for this service in crypto, it sure as hell wouldnt be authored by people who cant even write a website without spelling errors.

flipp'd