/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54604242
You could take most of this general, but you sure as shit couldn't take me.

>>54480812
>My new lanklet love interest is an UTZ man
Ok I'm not just imagining that hand anymore, I'm imagining that soi claw wrapped around my BJC now.

>>53599668
>routine
Listen to this homo. I just do what I do because like you said, hamchads don't need routines. Not trying to be a /fit/fag

>>53472975
I'm 235lbs

>>53240415
I'm not fat, I'm a hamchad.

>>53185688
Stay away from Miko while you're there. This is your only warning.

>>53089690
Your bussy has been moved to the top of the list...

>>53075969
People fear me because of my mass baggot

Fired the crack whore employee today. It was a long time coming and was better than sex. Fucking bitch.

>>52964033
>checkers
Based. That being said, I hope that's just a starter and not your entire meal. Matter of fact, I'm going to skip the speculation. Can you go ahead and post your wrist so I can see if you're a lanklet or not?

>>52959688
Should sniffchads be honorary hamchads?

>>52916470
Do not fret anon. You are ascending to a superior form of human life. You're becoming a hamchad. Don't fight it. Embrace it and lord over the lanklets.

>>52866696
I could be your bodyguard. Do you really think effeminate bug men could stand any chance against a hamchad like me?

I'm worried about poem anon. Scoopsies go check on him.

>>52827344
hamchads make the best soldiers

>>52798003
I'm always turned on by you the most when you're feisty. I could probably crush you to death with a bear hug.

>>52776207
I'm as healthy and strong as ever, and growing stronger.

>>52736179
>I fell into gay prostitution
Tell me more

>>52724808
When I was 18 I worked at a speedway that sold Krispy Kreme donuts. My manager said when the donut delivery guy showed up to replace the old donuts I could keep the old ones if I wanted. He also said anything on the grill was fair game too. So I had unlimited access to donuts, cheeseburger links, and tornados. Needless to say I was fat as fuck by the time I left that job kek.

>>52709994
Yes it is and yes it is
>>52710006
Not this time, but the army of hamchads is growing. You lanklets should be scared.

>>52682847
First of all, I'm sorry to hear that anon. Secondly, lol. Lmao even. Thirdly, listen to this guy.>>52682935. I have toilets that have dried shit on them that need cleaning.

>>52665379
Im looking for hardworking custodians. You interested?

>>52658400
Allah willing

>>52613757
Peace was never an option.