/biz/ - Business & Finance

>went to massage parlour last week
>mid way through massage asked if they do extra things here
>she says like what
>I grabbed her boob and smiled
>they called police and had me thrown into jail
>I'm now out on bond with a hearing next month
>literally wanting to fucking kill my self right now

How in the fuck can you work as a masseuse and not do that kind of extra stuff. I'm probably going to prison now all because I touched a roasties titty. This is fuckin horseshit. What should I do anons

I've never had sex before. There I said it. I've never told this to anyone. I'm 33 years old. Fuck my life.

My girlfriend cheated on me.I've been with her for 10 months and I went onto her phone while she was in the shower. We've been living together for 3 months now. I honestly thought she was the one. How do I fix this guys oh man I feel so sick I'm about to cry.

>started going to church to find girlfriend
>finally found one
>told her lets just go once a month
>she says it's every week or we can't be together

So here I am broken up and bored anyone have any hot brappers that I can take my mind off my horrible situation?

What the fuck is with everyone saying you have to move out at the age of 20? Holy fuck can this western culture of needing to become independent at 18 end already?

I'm 29 years old, still live at home with my mom and have the whole basement to my self. I don't pay for food, I don't pay for rent, clothes, restraunt bills, cell phone, Internet nothing I literally have my parents pay for everything.

My mom has been a waitress her entire life, my dad's a fucking warehouse manager. Ive made close to $300,000 in crypto from last year's gains. They don't need to fucking know this. I took my life savings that I had from odd summer jobs and allowance and put it into the April bulrush of 2017 got lucky.

I've never worked a stable job in my entire life. My parents scream at me to pay rent and my cell phone bill but seriously fuck that shit. They got lucky, their house rose in price by 500% over their life. Their house is paid off they can fuck off. They should be happy I still talk to them.

I'm just so seriously tired of Western culture wanting to push my age bracket to move out of the parents house at 19 seriously fuck off. I'm not going to pay for shit. Boomers had their life way easier than my generation. Why the fuck should I pay for them when they had it so easy.