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i bought more dog bat again....

Going on my first first date in 4 years after breaking up with my gf of 4 years 2 months ago
What am i in for, stocks wise of course

A 7/10 face but 10/10 protruding nips mullata approached me at the gym today and clearly wants my dong
Should i ask her to coffee? Im worried it will adversely affect my odds with the other hot but white chicks at the same gym
Also, short SPY

>Everyone my age is getting married, starting families, has plenty of life and work experience and pursues stable careers
How do I profit from this?

The ECB are announcing rates in 15 minutes. Be prepared.

I make 300k a year at 28 and still can’t get a gf who is at least a 6/10. I have fucked 8/10’s but not for free.

Everyone my age is getting married now. Will I regret being single past 30? Will all the good women be taken?

Are Bitcoin miners a good guy? They seem dirt cheap atm

Is the yield curve still being inverted bullish for crypto?

It’s literally where the poop comes out of. Tits are like ass but they make milk instead of shit and farts

Im a white guy and whenever I have sex with my white gf I always imagine myself as a black guy. I have a big dick too. I just wish I was a black guy who got to defile white women

I remember when making 200k made you stand out. Nowadays it feels like every retard out there makes 200-250k. And if you make 120k it used to be respectable but now people pity you. Inflation is gay

I have never had a bank account. I just store 100% of my money in Cash App. I don't know shit about money. Should I be scrambling to set up an account with a brick & mortar place or what? Is this OK or am I fucking myself?

>>49939723

When we stop killing people for making water engines we won't but until then consider yourself lucky you have deposits

>>49939328

>Not holding a single smidgen of BTC

Is paying lots of money to fulfill your degenerate sexual fetishes a good investment? I have a big milky boob fetish and cannot stop thinking about it. I can’t go 10 minutes without thinking about having a wet nurse with huge milky tits like Abby Shapiro. It wastes so much of my time. I was thinking of just finding a chick with massive milkers and hiring her a few times. I’m sure once I experience this my mind will be set free to focus on more productive things. Right?

People still post frogs here in 2022

Is it better to be tall and poor or short and well off? I make 350k and am 5’4, every day I wish I was 6’2 and making 1/10 of my current salary. Height is the biggest privilege desu, money is nothing when you don’t have decent looks

Why do people here act like there’s a certain age when it becomes “too late” to make it? I am 28 and people say it’s already too late for me, even if I make millions tomorrow it’ll be for nothing because I didn’t become rich by my early 20’s. Why does it become too late? Even if you got rich at 22, you’re still going to be 40+ eventually. I don’t think life automatically sucks when you’re old, especially if you have money. There are 60+ year old guys who have 25 year old sugar babies. Money can solve almost all your problems, at any age.

I have about a years expenses worth of cash so if I lose my job I could last 12 months without liquidating any assets. That doesn’t count anything I would get from unemployment. Is that enough?

>>49533563
We’re just carrying in tradition

I bought ALGO at $1.8 and. XTZ at $7.3

I make too much to qualify for any Medicaid or financial assistance according to the hospitals website. What are my options?