/biz/ - Business & Finance

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This? This resembles 2017 euphoria. The manic spam the newfags the idiots the new paradigm the rebels. Yeah.

This is the top of the "internet faggot" bubble. Retail stocks and crypto will all crash soon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Coming soon for Americucks. Everyone please clap.

I just lost $3000 in tokens from cuckoin hack.

NEW LOWS INBOUND SCREENCAP THIS

>>20138025
OOHHHH MY GOOODDDD -5 SPY FUTURES WE ARE ALL FUCKED

You are the niggers of crypto. Your garbage doesn't do anything. You are a hustling nigger on a street corner trying to sell bootleg cd's, but worse because your fucking shit you are peddling doesn't even exist.

At least I can use my BTC to buy shit. Holy fuck that's a million times more useful than an erc20 token sold for funding for a vaporware bullshit that will never materialize.

You coons are so fucking dumb that you don't even know about traditional derivatives trading, which is essentially what your shitcoin gambling is, but with actual oversight.

God forbid any of you absolute imbeciles are American and try to cash out your gains to an American bank.
>oh yeah I made $10,000 scamming illegal securities on the internet, thanks I'll take it in cash.
WRONG. You will fuck yourself if you ever amount to anything in life and your finances are looked at.

Security clearance? Forget about it. Politics? You fucked up. Law enforcement? Nope.

By trading illegal securities for any significant amount of money you soon yourself to a life of mediocrity and probably drug use.

In closing I would like to say this:
Fuck you, retards.

PS If you are not American you don't matter anyways and should stick to your own fucking websites you refugee scum reject fucks.

>>18824705
>Shake Chack
>Disney
>Beyond Meat
>Shopify
>CVS
>GM
>Pay Pal
>Square
>Moderna
>ABInBev
>Viacom
>Hilton
>Seaworld
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqMpfUtJfw&t=6060
(1:41:00)
>Have you seen anything that gives you a high degree of confidence that this originated from Wuhan Institute of Virology?
>Yes I have.
>WHO should be ashamed, they are like the PR of China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqMpfUtJfw&t=6420
(1:47:00)
>Is this not a natural occurring virus? We'll see.
>What makes you think this came from the Wuhan Lab? I'm not allowed to tell you that.

>VIX 50
it begins again

SPY DIVING

>>18510734
>>18510766
>>18510823
>>18510854
>>18510863
The dump will be BIBLICAL

My girlfriend's 17 year old daughter is pregnant. I am the father. GF doesn't know yet. Daughter says she wants to keep the baby.

HOW do I capitalize on this situation?

>>18447617
>>18447666
>>18447672
ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED!
MEDIA WILL NEVER RECOVER!

This was only the preview for tomorrow. No holds barred, every man for themselves, April 1st.

Italy about to run out of food and riot,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiLAKizjm5g

Jerome about to become the ultimate bag holder as everyone dumps their worthless stock onto the US government.

>No stimulus
>Huge death numbers
>Hospitals overflowing
>Supplies running out
>Unemployment coming
>Bankruptcy coming

>China: DEAD
>Italy: DEAD
>France: DEAD
>Germany: DEAD
>UK: DEAD
>USA: DEAD

>VIX futures, fucking FUTURES, 72

>1 hour late

>>18007258
It might be the worst day yet.

>>17993183
I don't even want to think about that. Somehow I feel like it's going to be more than 1 million. Who the fuck knows what the political climate will be like after this. Heavy isolationism? SJW losing all relevance? Everything being swept with some new shit to redirect everyone from this the rug so Goldbergstein can keep his legal slavery? Shits gunna be crazy.