/biz/ - Business & Finance

HOW DO I PROFIT OFF THE INCOMING BIBLICAL CRASH?
IS IT TOO LATE BROS?

>>16521647
NOOOOOOO I MUST BUY ONCE MORE BELOW 2$

How the fuck is this not a bubble, this is a synthetic pump

FUCK UP KEK. She helped him start amazon up. A retard like you who does not research into shit he says online should just stay away from his devices. KEK

and why does every job require it?

>>12433012

>>12109817
I can't understand how all of you faggots got so high without taking anything out. My initial was 2k, ath 7k and current 1k (thanks LINK). I was planning on cashing out a hefty amount at every major milestone starting at 10k. Yet there are anons here that didn't even cashout ANYTHING at prices like 500k+. How retarded do you have to be? Even bringing home 10k is huge for 4chan retards who are on neetbux or idiots like OP who don't have a degree.

t. salty LINK marine

>>11795299
Got 2 family members that want to buy in but I'm reluctant since Chainlink already pumped so hard. IT'S KILLING ME WHAT DO I TELL THEM TO DO

you're not supposed to try to solve it
get out normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee

KILL YOURSELVES

STOP SELLING YOU FAGGOTS
FUCKING WEAK HANDS, KILL YOURSELVES

>>9858502
>Hes still up

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NORMSCUM

being up on your investments is equivelent to being a non-virgin on /r9k/, so please GET THE FUCK OUT

>>9806508
or they were young and naive. if they came here in December they thought we were entering a new paradigm. then they held through January because "LEL HODL xD". then they sold their bags on the february, april, and june dips. Basically a ton of people from reddit, other boards, boomers, etc. bought high and sold low, basically got scammed by a elite group of psychopathic Chad millionaires on /biz/. you may think this is funny or humorous, but how would you feel if youre sister got /biz/scammed like that?

Is /biz/ the normiest board on 4chan?

It seems like everyone here makes $100k per year, works 4 hours a day, is not a virgin, has a gf, goes to the gym and is fit, has a $50k crypto portfolio MINIMUM, and is generally well-adjusted

Fuck you normies. What happened to my burnout neets? REE

STOP CALLING IT A FLAMETHROWER ITS BASICALLY AN OVERSIZED LIGHTER FOR HIPSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6928968
WHY the FUCK do they manage to sound so fucking condescending and smarmy all the time holy shit
>Can we just take a minute and appreciate x and y?
>literally
>Tips hat
>Right?
>F U
>hodling

just hodl for 1 yr 100x profit!!!

why the fuck do oldfags hodl metals?
>fuck off and die
I cannot wait when
>asteroid mining
gold as worthless as the salt in you shaker
>exotic metals
metals that are way better than nature ~ stanene
>alchemy nanotech
turn lead into ur stupid fucking gold

Well, this was my first time here, and I spent the last 8 hours refreshing /biz/, and trying to setup accounts to buy some crypto, any crypto, but nothing worked out. I have so many different accounts ranging from pending verification to allowing me to make an order only to cancel it. This is the second time this has happened to me, I wanted to buy into Elixir this time, even though I'm beyond frustrated, still kinda relieved that I didnt risk any money today. So long for now /biz/, I'll be back in about a week. I recently learned my uncle has been buying bitcoins, so I'm gonna manage his accounts and we'll both profit from his old man money. gl to all you fags, im going to sleep so dont bother replying.

>>3682266
>tfw still waiting for my btc to reach Binance
Wanted to buy the dip GODDAMMIT

>buy a stock at its daily low after its been bumping and spiking all morning
>it crashes

EVERY SINGLE TIME