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During the squeeze it's going to be the purest form of cope. Allow me.
>the day of, the price suddenly breaks loose and shoots up
>"OH YOU BETTER SELL NOW BAGGIES, IT WON'T GO PAST 100"
>200 is past
>"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT LUCKY KEKKIES, YOU BETTER SELL BEFORE WE REPEAT 2021."
>Busts 300
>"LAST C-CHANCE BAGGIES"
>500
"W-wait."
>900
"N-now hold on."
>5000
"JESUS CHRIST I MISSED OUT?"
>50000000
>Bodies are hitting the floor outside wall street, shotgun shots ring out in offices nation wide as corpo shills and CEOS lose everything because they bet against what they were warned is a sure thing
>500000000000000000000000
>Jim cramer kills himself in a bathtub full of coca cola live on air, views watch the demons possessing him crawl out of his body moments before ryan cohen bursts in and uses ancient talmud magic to seal him within a star of david and FORCE him to continue hosting the show as a talking pendant in a glass case
>Normies wake up that the system is broken and that all of the nerds calling GME a full money glitch was real
>It's too late to hop on now
>More suicides of the doubters in the streets as they realize there will NEVER be a chance to get this rich ever again in history
>5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+
>GME holders are STILL NOT SELLING their shares, forcing the price higher and higher on purpose, this is no longer about getting rich to them, this is a war and they have the nuke.
>Googleplex
>I sell one share and become the richest man in the entirety of history as i siphon all the money in existence into a singular account or they print an UNGODLY amount of money to pay me and others back
>Shoot all of it into space and give a one piece speech live on televison before blowing my own brains out
>Kickstart the great space age
All according to plan.

>>56400059
HOLY FUCK!!! MOASS CONFIRMED!!

>>56384308
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Power to the individual bakers.

>GameStop Info Summary
Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
Debt free with positive increases and reductions
~$1.195 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand
~$1 billion in inventory
~$100 million allocated to shares buyback
NFT marketplace beta launched
Gaming plateforme in the pipeline

>GameStop, NFT Sites
https://www.gamestop.com
https://nft.gamestop.com

>DRS & BOOK your shares to ensure you're not rugpulled
>DRS Guide:
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka
https://www.drsgme.org/how-to-register-shares
>Avoid DSPP:
https://www.drsgme.org/terminating-from-directstock
https://www.sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

>DRS & Computershare shares according to (((Cede & Co)))
10/30/2021 - 20,800,000
04/30/2022 - 50,800,000
07/30/2022 - 71,300,000
10/29/2022 - 71,800,000
03/22/2023 - 76,000,000
06/01/2023 - 76,600,000
06/20/2023 - Mainstar rugpull: 1,270,566 shares unDRS'ed
08/31/2023 - 75,400,000

>Investor 10-K annual report, 10-Q earnings & 8-K
https://investor.gamestop.com
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years
https://news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>DRS Percentage
25% total held direct registered by Individuals
18% total held by Insiders
11% Institutions
11% Mutual Funds
10% ETFs
= 27% Left to lock
https://www.computershared.net

>Unfuddable.
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares.
'MOASS' is a matter of time. In the end GameStop will win.

Buckle Up:
>WAGMI

>>56381343
>>56381362
HOLY FUCK!!! MOASS CONFIRMED!!

>>56372503
HOLY FUCK!!! MOASS CONFIRMED!!

>>56362598
Happy Saturday to everyone expect hedgie NAFO troons and non-whites!
WAGMI and Praise Jesus

>>56360196
This I love seeing SPY piss and shit blood while GME remains mostly flat.

Why won't Ryan just issue another splivvy or something to force them to close? Why is he letting shorts continue to rape us and keep the price this comically low for so long? He does know I'm still waiting for MOASS, right? He does know this didn't start as a "wait shorts out for a decade" type thing, right? What the fuck, Ryan. Blow these fuckers to Kingdom come already what the fuck.

>>56351640
>"RYAN DO SOMETHING"
>RC purposely does something that forces a short squeeze
>Short sellers have a full on conniption and sue him to the Shadow Realm
>"RYAN WHY DID YOU DO THAT"
Hedgies are absolutely desperate for Ryan to play his hand. The fact that he can just go about business as usual and generate this much seethe says it all. MSM will bring up RC completely out of the blue just to bash him. They need RC to have a misstep so they can cry crocodile tears and pin the blame all on him. I'll keep saying it: all RC has to do is keep GameStop alive and the shorts will continue to bleed. Anyone that is demanding he do more is disingenuous as fuck and you will NEVER blend in.

RRP falling is the canary in the coal mine. You can tell when they really get blown out because they just fire up the bots and start shitting in the street as fast as possible to get anything that shits on them off the front page.