/biz/ - Business & Finance

Uh oh STAbros, i dont feel so good.

15c stable coin.

I'll buy you some nice knee pads to start sucking dick to DCA into Statera once fomo begins. Everyone will be laughing at you, eventually. Normies will show up at work and be like "you mean you didn't invest in a deflationary token used to increase price pressure in algorthmically balanced index fund liquidity pools on Uniswap?"

Brandon from accounting will spit coffee out of his mouth. "I got in at $2." Stacy will be like "wow, $2 I got in at $18. Weird autistic kid will be like "hahaha I got in at 69 cents" and everyone will think he's king of the office. You will be fired immediately and everyone will look at your naked body as you are completely embarrassed.