/biz/ - Business & Finance

You said ICP was the best tech in crypto.
You said the VC unlocks were over.
You said icp is the foundation upon which web 3 shall be built.

Why is the internet computer still dumping?
I'm down over half a million dollars now.

>>53190086
ONLY HAVE 2.2 GODDAMN IT

>CTRL+F "ICP"
> 0/0
ICP BROS what's happening ?

>>52735087
>>52735078

you ass clowns have been shitting up this board for MONTHS larping about how great btc integration is. How this is the pinacle of crypto technology. How the second it integrates, bitcoin liquidity will rain down upon the icp ecosystem with tendies like the great flood.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TENDIES YOU STREETSHITTERS?????

WHERE IS THE PUMP YOU PROMISED???

AS PER FUCKING USUAL ICP DOES THE ONLY THING IT KNOWS HOW TO.
NOTHING.


This token is unfucking pumpable.
If bitcoin integration didn't move it up, nothing will.

it. is. over.

>>49794280
I just bought more ICP.
I'm averaging down from $5.7
How does this make you feel anon?

...sweating, grasped my phone, check ICP price, a new all time low. Kiss my gf on the cheek, she mumbles something, not now, tomorrow. And I think to myself, damnit woman, it's not always about your pussy, now it's about my icy pissies.

Closed the door to the bedroom. Whilst making a cup of coffee I get angry and tell myself, fuck this shit.
The entire world is going to shit, and here I am in the middle of the night during a work week, nightmare sweating like a pig, worrying about ice piss internet money. "future of the internet brah". Got damn /biz idiots - you'll all starve to death.

I grab my coffee and sit down by my computer.
Open up my trading account, log in - load up all my pisses and hover over market sell.
Stupid dog barks, and whilst I tell the little fur ball to shut up, bitcoin starts to move higher, and so is icy piss.

>tl.dr fuck ice piss. I'm going back to sleep...