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>>17318853
Guys something fucked up just happened. I'm early at the fireside chat and I'm the only person here so far, so I came outside for some fresh air and saw Sergey and Ari talking about something. I nonchalantly came closer and Sergey was accusing Ari of stealing his burgers from the shared fridge. Ari then called Sergey a fat fuck and a liar to which Sergey started violently punching Ari in the face. He was laying on the floor all bloodied and Sergey still wasn't stopping and just kept kicking and punching Ari. After he was done with him, he turned to me and said "Now this is what you call Proof of Work" and then winked at me. Ari is unconscious and he's not breathing. I think Sergey just killed Ari Juels. What the fuck do I do?

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Guys something fucked up just happened. I'm early at the fireside chat and I'm the only person here so far, so I came outside for some fresh air and saw Sergey and Ari talking about something. I nonchalantly came closer and Sergey was accusing Ari of stealing his burgers from the shared fridge. Ari then called Sergey a fat fuck and a liar to which Sergey started violently punching Ari in the face. He was laying on the floor all bloodied and Sergey still wasn't stopping and just kept kicking and punching Ari. After he was done with him, he turned to me and said "Now this is what you call Proof of Work" and then winked at me. Ari is unconscious and he's not breathing. I think Sergey just killed Ari Juels. What the fuck do I do?

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I was at the ETHDenver conference yesterday. We all watched Sergey's enthusiastic speech, his charisma and charm. Naturally, I wanted to meet Sergey and talk to him, but when he exited the stage where the cameras couldn't see him, he suddenly disappeared in front of my eyes! I couldn't make sense of this until I noticed a huge projection array at the ceiling. Sergey was just a hologram, he wasn't actually on stage. Now it made all the sense that someone had to come upstage and plug the video cable into his computer. I saw some wires leading from the projectors behind a backstage door, so I decided to investigate. When I opened the door, and by Allah's word I am a man who is not scared of much, but that sight terrified me more than anything in the world. Inside the room, an extremely obese man sat on the floor, he must have weight at least 2000 pounds. He had no shirt on and his breasts were bigger than any pornstar you've seen. Next to that man were two people I recognized very much. Rory and Adelyn, who were standing on his right side, feeding this massive glucose monster big macs faster than chainlink announces partnerships. I don't think he was even hungry. On his left side, there was a full hospital team ready with defibrillators in case Sergey got another heart attack. There was a microphone hanging from the ceiling and a full visual artist team in the back, who were responsible for generating the fake Sergey hologram on stage. At one moment Sergey farted and I swear you could hear the vibrations in the air. Nobody even acknowledged it, just one person coughed akwardly. I could not believe my own eyes and immediately logged on to Binance and sold all my chainlink. I advise anyone to do the same. This is not okay.

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>>17274533
I was at the ETHdenver hackaton yesterday. We all watched Sergey's enthusiastic speech, his charisma and charm. Naturally, I wanted to meet Sergey and talk to him, but when he exited the stage where the cameras couldn't see him, he suddenly disappeared in front of my eyes! I couldn't make sense of this until I noticed a huge projection array at the ceiling. Sergey was just a hologram, he wasn't actually on stage. Now it made all the sense that someone had to come upstage and plug the video cable into his computer. I saw some wires leading from the projectors behind a backstage door, so I decided to investigate. When I opened the door, and by Allah's word I am a man who is not scared of much, but that sight terrified me more than anything in the world. Inside the room, an extremely obese man sat on the floor, he must have weight at least 2000 pounds. He had no shirt on and his breasts were bigger than any pornstar you've seen. Next to that man were two people I recognized very much. Rory and Adelyn, who were standing on his right side, feeding this massive glucose monster big macs faster than chainlink announces partnerships. I don't think he was even hungry. On his left side, there was a full hospital team ready with defibrillators in case Sergey got another heart attack. There was a microphone hanging from the ceiling and a full visual artist team in the back, who were responsible for generating the fake Sergey hologram on stage. At one moment Sergey farted and I swear you could hear the vibrations in the air. Nobody even acknowledged it, just one person coughed akwardly. I could not believe my own eyes and immediately logged on to Binance and sold all my chainlink. I advise anyone to do the same. This is not okay.

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I was at the ETHdenver hackaton yesterday. We all watched Sergey's enthusiastic speech, his charisma and charm. Naturally, I wanted to meet Sergey and talk to him, but when he exited the stage where the cameras couldn't see him, he suddenly disappeared in front of my eyes! I couldn't make sense of this until I noticed a huge projection array at the ceiling. Sergey was just a hologram, he wasn't actually on stage. Now it made all the sense that someone had to come upstage and plug the video cable into his computer. I saw some wires leading from the projectors behind a backstage door, so I decided to investigate. When I opened the door, and by Allah's word I am a man who is not scared of much, but that sight terrified me more than anything in the world. Inside the room, an extremely obese man sat on the floor, he must have weight at least 2000 pounds. He had no shirt on and his breasts were bigger than any pornstar you've seen. Next to that man were two people I recognized very much. Rory and Adelyn, who were standing on his right side, feeding this massive glucose monster big macs faster than chainlink announces partnerships. I don't think he was even hungry. On his left side, there was a full hospital team ready with defibrillators in case Sergey got another heart attack. There was a microphone hanging from the ceiling and a full visual artist team in the back, who were responsible for generating the fake Sergey hologram on stage. At one moment Sergey farted and I swear you could hear the vibrations in the air. Nobody even acknowledged it, just one person coughed akwardly. I could not believe my own eyes and immediately logged on to Binance and sold all my chainlink. I advise anyone to do the same. This is not okay.

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They will make movies about our suicides.

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We're waiting for LINK to moon. Then I'll buy the biggest private island available and in the middle will be a huge golden statue of Sergey Nazarov. People from all around the world will come to the island to view a statue that's 10x the size of the statue of liberty.

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look at this fat fuck

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Thank you fren but I'm on a diet. Already had 7 big macs today.

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>>16690634
Pretty sure 3 years from now, sergey will still be giving us the same fucking presentation

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>>16679073
Not selling until $50 and I'm a 100k+ holder. Even then I'll only sell like 20% just to retire and hold the rest.

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Bullish

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>>16597505
hes a big guy

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>morbidly obese
Your ICO dollars at work.

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any rare Sergey 'shops?

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How is this even allowed?
Who does he think he is?
Some kind of modern day Diogenes?
>hurr durr look at me,
>I wear the same clothes 24/7 for years
>and sleep inside the ball pit in McDonald's
He just looks like a lazy slob and scares investors away.
I unironically just sold my stack and you should do the same.

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