/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57385059
Well, technically, if enough brokers rug pull peoples' shares there is no squeeze, as the set of total shares would be reduced to be the same size as the set of shares issued by the company (assuming all issued shares are DRSed, which they're not, so its about a threshold of how many brokers rug in this hypothetical scenario).

X = "total shares issued by company"
Y = "total shares circulating"

currently there is a mountain of evidence for GME/BBBY (and probably hundreds of others) that:

(Y/X) > 5

aka; "for every 1 share issued, there are at least 5 shares circulating". Historically this has been much higher like in cases of CMKM, but in that case, behind the scenes actions most likely took place to smother the story and frame the business to detract from why there were fucking trillions of shares floating around.

RC having his dog food company that was backed by blackrock, and also being a billionaire changes the dynamics of this story a lot. The fact that RC has not been killed is also indicative that what is transpiring is going to be allowed to happen. The system will purposefully delay until they are ready for this to pop off because the biggest firms will become even bigger by eating the weaker firms, so if a couple hundred thousand retail retards (us) become quite wealthy this wont have an impact because everyone else will have to work as normal to keep the system propped up.

I imagine some brokers will rug, but there will still be a squeeze, and most importantly, if a certain threshold number of brokers (going based on total shares) rug, then there is no squeeze, so worrying about brokers isnt a big deal unless you are in some shit like moo moo or robin hood/webull. Also TD ameritrade and there warehouse fire doesn't look promising.

>>56542223
Well there's this absolute BEAUTY named Jerome Powell...

"Federal Reserve members to convene in emergency talks Monday, discussions shall commence with regard to the resumption of Quantitative Easing measures in light of the Israel/Palestine conflict as necessary steps shall be taken to ensure market stability."

Jerome Powell - "We have the tools and we are not afraid to use them, pump that shit".

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>54917148
>"We are waiting for the full effects of the rate hikes to work through the system, in the past it has been delayed and we don't want to hike too fast too soon. Initial data seems promising and we will continue to monitor the situation and use our tools to aim for a 2% inflation goal."
See easy, give me a banker job, I can do this shit. Oh forgot the best part:
>"WHOA BLACK BETTY." Mic drop. "No questions."

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54000892
You niggers cost me 600 dollars in one week. I was going to put 15 percent of my portfolio into TMF last week at 7.40. you niggers made fun of me because much inflation and I conceded. You people are a fucking cancer

I bet Powell wishes it was over already. Imagine having to explain those simple concepts to some boomer retards from congress. He could be snorting rails while fucking 4 escorts at once right now.

>>53719247
I've seen this movie before. Looks like 75 bepis is back on the table.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

my nigger, Jerome, is about to whoa black betty all over you muthafuckas

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>52836357
haha you'll see soon enough

WHOA BLACK BETTY

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>"Wing it" - Jerome Powell, 2022

>>52221412
>2011 was 11 years ago

he gets off on it, and so do I

>>51570344
he's too powerful for any one to stop

>>51544520
11 hours from now.

>>51542927
>>51542922
>>51543067
>>51542894
Matter of time.
kinda wild